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you know U are a real grower when:

L

Lune TNS

When every pair of jeans you own is stained with scissor hash from trimming.
 

The_Leader

Non-Hilocentric
when youre at someone elses house and their company keeps on wanting u to smoke some "good" swag (bs) so you give them some of your weed to get there mind off it.

take no offence girl...just smoke my weed...cool?

hell ask me how u can get good weed...lol

whats up premium...
 
When you can walk around your house and find that everything you use has small deposits of cannabis hashish on it from constant trimming :rasta:
 
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Guest

hunt4genetics said:
When you are about to hit on two young ladies seated at the bar,
and your wing man ask you, "which one do you want,"
and you respond,
"I'll take the blonde phenotype."


very good
 

wisco61

Member
You go to the grocery store for a loaf of bread and end up buying a loaf of bread... and about $50 of random stuff for your grow.
 

BonsaiBud

Member
(for us grow box guys)
when you stop at every used furniture store and look around for something tall with a lot of volume
when you find a tromp loy artist and commission him to paint shoe closets full of shoes and cabinets filled with jewelery
when all the "cut wire" guys at the local home improvement store say to themselves, "not him again"
when you have rated every MDF speaker cabinet in your home for maximum wattage; and it has nothing to do with sound output
when you spend $150 on special reef tank lighting and then the slide the freshwater fish tank in front of a window with nothing but its 10-year-old 15 watt T8.
when your hydro dealer returns every one of your calls in about 5 minutes.
when you look at every light you peer through the edge of your glasses so as to commit its SPD to memory
when you can find the "cool tubes" section of Hobby Lobby with your eyes closed.
when you suddenly realize: holy crap I can grow my own tomatoes!
 

gr0wb0i

Member
When your day job provides you with an unlimited amount of stress, and your night job an unlimited amount of stress relief.

When you have so much weed you look for creative ways to smoke it all.

When you have to send your wife to the store because you need XXXL Queen size panty hose so you can build another carbon filter.

When you buy top end silica gel kitty litter for your filter, but make your cats shit in "the cheapest stuff I can find"

You don't use an alarm clock because your flower box is set to shut off at 7am and the silence ALWAYS wakes you right up.

When you stay in a hotel and request a fan in the room so you can sleep.
 

Nuckin Futs

New member
Mostly all my contributions are taken but.......

When you spend more time/thought/money on your grow room rather than your house.
 

BonsaiBud

Member
When your plants are behind three layers of locked doors each using a different key, and you leave the house comfortably with only 2 of 3 doors locked
 

C21H30O2

I have ridden the mighty sandworm.
Veteran
when your taking an afternoon nap and wake up because u just rolled over onto some hydroton that found its way into your bed :confused: (this actually happened to me earlier today)
 

b_is_me

Member
...you dont' have to buy weed (still trying to get there) and there is panda film or black plastic or blankets over the windows...hehe, good thread
 
G

Guest

When you actually spend much more time watering transplanting and manicuring then you do on these silly cannabis forums bragging lol
 

Sammet

Med grower
ICMag Donor
Veteran
When you've saved so much money from not buying your own that you can afford to donate to ICMag :biglaugh:
 

Sam_Skunkman

"RESIN BREEDER"
Moderator
Veteran
When you grind up a ton of buds to get enough resin for a few years..
When you need a forklift to lift the buds....
When you got so much dry sift you can't smoke it all.

-SamS
 
When the doorbell gives you an adrenaline rush EVERY time.

When your cat is still finding and playing with hydroton rocks from a pot you dropped 6 months ago.

When you have a memorized list of safe dumpsters including pickup times.

You have 4 cars but none of them are parked in your garage.

When you salivate over other people's walk in closets.

When you would rather hang out with a room full of plants that a room full of friends.
 

Gypsy Nirvana

Recalcitrant Reprobate -
Administrator
Veteran
When you have the 3rd degree burn scars on the top of your head from getting too near the 600 watt HPS bulbs in the loft.....
 

vince514

seeker of greater knowledge
Veteran
When your nutes cost more than your rent/mortgage......

When you'd rather spend time with the all female buds in your room than your girlfriend and she dosen't get jealous........

When you nervously scope around for cops when you bring up 2-3.8 cu ft bags of pro mix up to the 3rd floor....

When the last thought in your mind before you sleep is the grow room and the first thing you think of is how they look in the morning........ :rasta:
 
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Guest

when you have to crawl & snake around on your hands and knees under the canopy of your plants just to water them

good day all
 

Endo

IcMag Resident Comic Relief
Veteran
Gypsy Nirvana said:
When you have the 3rd degree burn scars on the top of your head from getting too near the 600 watt HPS bulbs in the loft.....
funny you should say that... happend to me last night. im not used to the vertical hanging bulb yet. that fucker is hot.
 
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