you know U are a real grower when:

[strain_searcher]

When you wake up to take a piss and have to peek on your plants.

 

[Londinium]

When your Plants tell you you are and not before!
Mine are always telling me! Aren't your's?
What you need to do is get an extremely sensitive condenser microphone and place it right up to one of the Stomata and if you are lucky they might even blow you a kiss.....They're very affectionate you know!

 

[dj digigrow]

its pretty scary how true a lot of these are,.. thought I was the only one!!..
anyways..
you know your a grower when:
- You quiz your wife on the different lights you see when outside together...lol

- your wife actually knows the difference

- seeing the funny faces your wife makes when smelling Sour D or Haze....

 

[Stoner4Life]

you're willing to risk your freedom for belief in your ideals.......

 

[Mt Toaker]

When you see every HID street lamp as a potential pot farm :wink:

When you have a holster for your spray bottle when you go into the garden. And a secret mini holster on your ankle under your pant leg should any surprises occur

I do this every time I walk through a parking lot or go down the street seeing 400w HPS or MH bulbs every where. . .

 

[tjc1088]

--When you have dreams about your plants or with your plants in them

haha i thought i was the only one.

when you have nightmares, and your plants are the ones getting hurt.

when you have a space heater connected to a multi setting timer next to your bed.

 

[FRANKENBLUNT420]

AMEN BROTHER

AMEN BROTHER

you're willing to risk your freedom for belief in your ideals.......

STONER4LIFE, man damnit, we need to have a drink or something together, i swear you hit it on point every time !!!! SO TRUE, SO VERY FUCKING TRUE!!!!

 

[Vengaza]

good stuff

 

[asa42]

you're willing to risk your freedom for belief in your ideals.......

best fuckin response!!

 

[bagseed77]

when you sit in jail for 4 months , word gets out your charge , so they want to talk weed ,, and everyone thinks they know everthing about growing( nobody's knows dick !! it's crazy ) and you sit back and laugh like hell on the inside( weed ignorance ) and nodd your head because you dont want people to know your shit and your skills.

 

[The_Leader]

when u know iraq kids r flying kites again because im so high i didnt change the channel and watched bush preach and lol...man is nutz but im high and he dont know i grow. i hope...lol

 

[Stoner4Life]

you know U are a real grower when:
you can't remember the last time you actually put a sandwich in a baggie

 

[Vengaza]

^ haha true that!

 

[kmk420kali]

You know you are a real grower when....
You use a TDS meter to make Cool-Aid!!

 

[gdawg]

when you eat lunch like this everyday and you aint on a lunch break.

 

[The_Leader]

when u give away 2 seeds on monday and are gifted 12 on thursday...karma

 

[ItsGrowTime]

Bump on a good old thread. Had a moment at the grocery store that made me giggle and remember this thread.

You know you're a real grower when you go checkout of a grocery store with bread, peanut butter, and a 100 box of sandwich bags...but you have no intention of putting a sandwich in the bags.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Bump on a good old thread. Had a moment at the grocery store that made me giggle and remember this thread.

You know you're a real grower when you go checkout of a grocery store with bread, peanut butter, and a 100 box of sandwich bags...but you have no intention of putting a sandwich in the bags.

yeah I'll bet you remembered this thread and my post too....... lmfmfao!

you know U are a real grower when:
you can't remember the last time you actually put a sandwich in a baggie

 

[Wayzer]

you know You're a real grower when:
- u have multiple used rolls of poly lying around ur room
- u can't find ur 8inch vortex
- u have $500+ in spare light bulbs
- u have different sized paintbrushes for dusting different sized plants
- u know every single strain abbreviation (sssdh, OTHxSK, sd ibl, ww, ogk...)
- u know every seed vendors strain list and prices in all currencies
- u stock up on 10kg bags of dolomitic lime in the summer cause they're cheap and almost impossible to find in winter
- u have ritualistic method of taking clones and popping seed
- u cringe when somebody mentions spider mites or powdery mildew
- u have a bunch of hangers and rope u only use every 2 months
- u know what cotyledons are
- u love this thread and actually loled a bunch of times cause its funny to
see how similar we all are

 

[Joe Hawkins]

When you realise Pimpin Ur Grow is so Old school Overgrow

but can Diagnose things like ur name waStitch!