Switcher56
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A place to post jokes.
There use to be one, be damned if I can find it... so here we go.
I got pulled over on Hwy 21 for doing 15 km over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down.
My adorable and apparently incredibly smart 4 yr old Grandson, started screaming from the backseat,
“It’s coming out! I can’t hold it any longer Grandpa! It’s almost here! Grandpaaaaaaa!!!”
The officer is hearing him scream this and leans in the window and asks him,
“What’s going on here?”
My grandson looks him Dead in the face and says,
“I’ve got poop coming outta my bum!”
The officer started laughing. I looked like I was about to cry. He asked how far I had to go, which was about 3 kilometres to home. He told me to drive safe and get the little guy home to do his business. He could not stop laughing.
As soon as we pulled away I asked,
“What was that all about?”
This kid smirked and said,
“I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work.”
I said, “So You're not pooping?”
He said, “Nope and you're not in trouble either.”
There use to be one, be damned if I can find it... so here we go.
I got pulled over on Hwy 21 for doing 15 km over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down.
My adorable and apparently incredibly smart 4 yr old Grandson, started screaming from the backseat,
“It’s coming out! I can’t hold it any longer Grandpa! It’s almost here! Grandpaaaaaaa!!!”
The officer is hearing him scream this and leans in the window and asks him,
“What’s going on here?”
My grandson looks him Dead in the face and says,
“I’ve got poop coming outta my bum!”
The officer started laughing. I looked like I was about to cry. He asked how far I had to go, which was about 3 kilometres to home. He told me to drive safe and get the little guy home to do his business. He could not stop laughing.
As soon as we pulled away I asked,
“What was that all about?”
This kid smirked and said,
“I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work.”
I said, “So You're not pooping?”
He said, “Nope and you're not in trouble either.”