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/you sir own me a new keyboard and monitor, plus a sip of the good stuff*
that sounds funny as sh!t
show us your tits!
*considering all the good times ive had on this great site i guess will can call it even
best wishes!
why isnt the drain centered?
the tile looks nice thoe but be sure they put a rubber seal on the shower door
/im no contractor, but plumbing is all about water flow
- Don't have 'tits' or 'moobs' no more - they morphed back into pectoral muscles - over the past 3 years of losing alot of weight (subcutaneous fat) - and training me chest and the rest of my body at the gym - its true - muscle does have a memory -
Glad I could make you laugh though mate
- sorry about the keyboard and monitor - 
eta: and whats with the bath nozzle?
oldfogey8
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My befuddlement is why is there a bathtub spout in a shower with no tub? The drain is at the low point but that is not obvious in the pic. My gut tells me the person who signed off on the plumbing supplies owns a plumbing supply company. I think there are several hundred units in the hotel. That adds up to a lot of useless tub spouts, a lot of additional plumbing work and a new villa for all the bosses involved in the ‘bath spout caper’…
oldfogey8
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Thank you. It seemed similar to putting a tampon dispenser in a men’s lavatory to me…
dont be shy- Don't have 'tits' or 'moobs' no more - they morphed back into pectoral muscles - over the past 3 years of losing alot of weight (subcutaneous fat) - and training me chest and the rest of my body at the gym - its true - muscle does have a memory -
Glad I could make you laugh though mate
i like the itty bitty tittyz, especially when they are attached to a fit bod
but i hear you on being active and just moving around and its like riding a bike
once you train yourself it will always a part of you
/re: the upcoming procedure good luck man, being fit helps but i will still include you in all my prayers fwiw
right!
thats not a tub, its more a shower pan so it only holds a couple inches of water
i was also wonder the same thing too, is you can show me a level with the bubble slanted to show thats the slope then its the drain, i just like mine centered i guess?
another instance of big bath sticking it to the little guy
i wish i had tampons dispensers in my bath! i would pay big buxx for that
edited to add moar stupid !
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If I can't have sleep - then I'll just drink the intense roast cawfee - it's a '6' - so VERY strong 
If I can't have sleep - then I'll just drink the intense roast cawfee - it's a '6' - so VERY strong
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exoticrobotic
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Sainsburys do do some nice coffee! Their 3 is great. I will have to try some of the 6! Taylors lazy sunday 3 has unfortunately changed some.
Good morning old farts and sweet phhffftesses!
I need some of your wisdom!
It's rain rain rain in London - great for a spot of spring cleaning! Funny this time of year lots of people busy spring cleaning away.
I dunno whether reading shit here has entagled my quantum but yesterday i read people carpet cleaning exactly as i sat looking at the HSS hire carpet cleaner by my side
A true beast of a machine.
But can you entangle my quantum with more talk of gold bars and busty women?
Anywaaay, we are now ship shape and Bristol fashion but the decks are dooooity, proper dooooity.
The dog puked up some chili burger yesterday that the kids had left out so i spent 6 hours on my hands and knees scrubbing carpet yesterday hooked up to a generous coffee/thc drip.
It is now sparkly clean cream and smells of wool.
Getting back to the... I need some of your wisdom!
I come down this morning and there is a large turd waiting on my lovely clean cream carpets...
Such is life...
How do i explain my dismay meaningfully to dawg?
Good morning old farts and sweet phhffftesses!
I need some of your wisdom!
It's rain rain rain in London - great for a spot of spring cleaning! Funny this time of year lots of people busy spring cleaning away.
I dunno whether reading shit here has entagled my quantum but yesterday i read people carpet cleaning exactly as i sat looking at the HSS hire carpet cleaner by my side
A true beast of a machine.But can you entangle my quantum with more talk of gold bars and busty women?
Anywaaay, we are now ship shape and Bristol fashion but the decks are dooooity, proper dooooity.
The dog puked up some chili burger yesterday that the kids had left out so i spent 6 hours on my hands and knees scrubbing carpet yesterday hooked up to a generous coffee/thc drip.
It is now sparkly clean cream and smells of wool.
Getting back to the... I need some of your wisdom!
I come down this morning and there is a large turd waiting on my lovely clean cream carpets...
Such is life...
How do i explain my dismay meaningfully to dawg?
Just look at the dogSainsburys do do some nice coffee! Their 3 is great. I will have to try some of the 6! Taylors lazy sunday 3 has unfortunately changed some.
Good morning old farts and sweet phhffftesses!
I need some of your wisdom!
It's rain rain rain in London - great for a spot of spring cleaning! Funny this time of year lots of people busy spring cleaning away.
I dunno whether reading shit here has entagled my quantum but yesterday i read people carpet cleaning exactly as i sat looking at the HSS hire carpet cleaner by my side
But can you entangle my quantum with more talk of gold bars and busty women?
Anywaaay, we are now ship shape and Bristol fashion but the decks are dooooity, proper dooooity.
The dog puked up some chili burger yesterday that the kids had left out so i spent 6 hours on my hands and knees scrubbing carpet yesterday hooked up to a generous coffee/thc drip.
It is now sparkly clean cream and smells of wool.
Getting back to the... I need some of your wisdom!
I come down this morning and there is a large turd waiting on my lovely clean cream carpets...
Such is life...
How do i explain my dismay meaningfully to dawg?
turds - as being chocolate cake - and that should settle your mind a tad - Meanwhile - down the gym - more chocolate cake
exoticrobotic
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Just look at the dog
He's all coy. Had a little chat. Fella knows he done wrong
I expect the same tomorrow morning
Awww - Can't you get him a doggie diaper in Pampers Canine Pants? - they are on special offer at Sainsbury's right now - I thinkHe's all coy. Had a little chat. Fella knows he done wrong
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I expect the same tomorrow morning
exoticrobotic
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Awww - Can't you get him a doggie diaper in Pampers Canine Pants? - they are on special offer at Sainsbury's right now - I think
We tried dressing him up at Christmas
He wont wear anything..A creature of nature, a naturist creature
From a purely behaviouralist point of view i have considered how little cutie may take me shitting in his bed but ima leave that experiment at the hypothesis stage.
Truth be told - and humour aside - I miss having a dog or several dogs as I once did as a dog breeder - on a 6 hectare plot on Palawan Island - my top breeding Rottie Zack died 
when I was locked up for 30 months for alleged seed crimes - just a month before they allowed me to deport from the Philippines 
- he missed me for 2 and a half years - and my wife said that he was never the same after they took me away into detention - RIP Zack 
- I'll never-ever forget you
There is Zack - second from the left hand side - next to his son dobie/rott Cross - called Bogart - then we have Brutus the one eyed Boxer (lost one eye to a Pantot or Palawanian Stink Badger) - Noah at the very back - son of Zack and Pow! - then Sky the Rottie (Zack's sister) - then Pow! - Zack's GF Doberman breeding partner -
I trained them all myself - and here they are all behaving well - sitting for the picture -
Ahh - memories
sweet memories -
when I was locked up for 30 months for alleged seed crimes - just a month before they allowed me to deport from the Philippines - he missed me for 2 and a half years - and my wife said that he was never the same after they took me away into detention - RIP Zack - I'll never-ever forget you There is Zack - second from the left hand side - next to his son dobie/rott Cross - called Bogart - then we have Brutus the one eyed Boxer (lost one eye to a Pantot or Palawanian Stink Badger) - Noah at the very back - son of Zack and Pow! - then Sky the Rottie (Zack's sister) - then Pow! - Zack's GF Doberman breeding partner -I trained them all myself - and here they are all behaving well - sitting for the picture -
Ahh - memories
sweet memories -
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Hello partyboobs! Wonderful photos.
A picture is worth a thousand words and you said a mouthfull. I can see that you are indeed a very beautiful young woman. To the older fellows who may not be interested in that sort of thing I say “it was TOTALLY worth it and I regret nothing!” 
Hey Gypsy, sorry about your dog.
My little yorky is 13 and has to take an insuline shot twice each day. Thats why I am awake at 2 am. He is my best friend and I would move the world for him. 
Everyone needs a best friend.
