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I bought a big bag of certified beeswax pastilles a few years ago online.
Dont remember where from exactly. Probably Amazon .
I forgot where we ordered ours but it sure goes a long way…..
@bigsur51 If you want to get confused... and have a difficult time differentiating between superstition, the occult, and Easter...I would just like to know how they come up with 3 days and 3 nights between Good Friday crucifixion and Sunday morning resurrection?…
Find out how Easter day is found and defined. Nah. Lemme help:
In 325 A.D., the Council of Nicaea established a formula for the date of Easter as the Sunday following the paschal full moon, which is the full moon that falls on or after the spring equinox.
So you gotta have a full moon and an equinox and a Sunday all at once.
OK... I accept that.
But what was the fucking logical reason to make it so friggin' weird that not one person in ten thousand would know how to predict the next Easter?
What about Christmas? <-- suppose they pulled an "Easter" on it?
oldfogey8
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I am not very religious but was brought up Protestant. I do respect that those that believe in what ever religion, have a right to that belief and also a right to not be denigrated for their belief. So I wish everyone a Happy Easter regardless of your beliefs(because it is Easter Sunday) and to all those that believe in the cult of Woke, I wish them, all their pronouns and multiple personalities, a very Happy Mental Illness Awareness Day. I hope they get the help they need….
With your face ,you could be a movie starYa - to all the bunny's - chick's - and Old Farts - HAVE A HAPPY EASTER ! - LuvGypsy -
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.Not a handsome one ,but still a movie star
Africanna
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Are you quoting Biden 3:16?I would just like to know how they come up with 3 days and 3 nights between Good Friday crucifixion and Sunday morning resurrection?…
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you are so sweet when you want to be...an endearing term…
because he is an uncircumcised philistine
Africanna
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Bible says Jack about Easter per se - it's a pagan thing
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well said
No Mommas man ,no Mommas
Elevator story:
Buncha drunk GI's got in an elevator (the kind that had an operator).
One of them pushed the operator out and pushed and held the UP handle while shouting:
"And on that Day, the SUN! He done rose in the YEAST!"
"And they done called that Day, 'YEASTER'!"
The elevator slammed into the top. He picked up one of his buddies.
"And Bruthas, we is RIZ!"
(true story)
Buncha drunk GI's got in an elevator (the kind that had an operator).
One of them pushed the operator out and pushed and held the UP handle while shouting:
"And on that Day, the SUN! He done rose in the YEAST!"
"And they done called that Day, 'YEASTER'!"
The elevator slammed into the top. He picked up one of his buddies.
"And Bruthas, we is RIZ!"
(true story)
OleReynard
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Rounding up?
I would just like to know how they come up with 3 days and 3 nights between Good Friday crucifixion and Sunday morning resurrection?…
OleReynard
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Ya it does I sell 2 oz jars and don't seem them but twice a year if then
Whut's the Flips got to do with it? I like Manila flavor.because he is an uncircumcised philistine
Or are you talkin' Philadelphians... Oh, wait. DING! Lookit:
Two guys were outside a convent. One told the other,
"If you show the sisters there that you have been reading the Bible, they will generally give you what you want to eat."
The other guy says, "But I dunno nuthin' about the Bible."
First Guy: "Awright, here get this: Samson took the jawbone of an ass and killed ten thousand Philistines."
So the dude goes on in to the convent and sees a nun.
"Hey, Sis! Didja hear about how Samuel Jackson took a jawbone outa his ass and killed ten thousand Philadelphians? Ain't that a bitch? I'll have a ham sandwich!"
This isn't mothers day....No Mommas man ,no Mommas
