Behold the silver tongued devil!There is a reason You are Loved
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She really is beautiful
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
A Mongrelite as it were.You may be Grey Wolf ,but for fuks sake you have a lot of sly fox in you Brother
And a master of the French kiss.
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
Best of luck Brother
Now don't you be running with that carbine!
Lucky man!
Hoping that works for you brother!
Let me know if you actually house train a calf. I don't think they have enough brain cells to rub together but you should try by all means. Keep the fire hose handy and the door open.@Littleleaf -- (*snork*) As a childhood farmboy, I hadda muck out the barn. A little bull calf can suddenly pee a half-gallon. Anywhere.
Or poop an 8-inch liquid pie.
Screw yer sofa, the whole fargin floor is at risk!
It took me a few seconds to actually see the book.. LMAO
At latitude 33 they'll flower sure as anything. Been there done that way too many times.
Agree with leave the light cycle alone..I know discussing growing on this thread is a pretty infrequent occurrencebut I have a question to throw out to all of you. I am abandoning my grow for 11 days and will pass the 9 and 10 week period of 12/12 lighting while I am AWOL. I have read about people increasing the lights on period from 12 hours to 13 or 14. If anyone has tried this, does it delay ripening and are the plants more likely to hermi on me? Big says the Herijuana x Blueberry is about a 60 day flower but since he grows outside mostly, I assume that is measured from the time pistils are seen. I will be getting back at about 65 days from seeing pistils(71 days of 12/12 lighting) which for the Chem Dawg Special Reserve x Nanda Devi I think will be ok. The ND is a sativa looking plant though the CDSR looks like it is a hybrid so the Indica traits may temper the extended flowering time of the Sativa genes. BTW-I am really good at making bad decisions and I think flipping them as early as I did(might have miscalculated how long they’d be under 12/12 lighting when I flipped them) might have been a bad decision. I am also highly prone to chopping early though I promised myself I would let them get more amber than usual this grow.
Best cat incapacitation tool = dart gun from 20 feet. I couldn't find the vid of the angry cat chasing the guy around a small room. LOLSo - did 4 miles walking today - walked to Old Jim's place - to find Smudge the cat sooo happy to see me - he went a-nuzz'lin MAD - and kept rubbing his arse against me -(well he has been castrated bless him) - as I made him a bowlof fresh cat food with 2 inches of Catalax - to stop him barfing hair balls all over the show - then after giving him lotsa attention -
Popped next doorto see the people who have the Maine Coon cat called 'Spanky' - who has also lost his nads - due to human intervention - and got into a funny conversation with his owner - him telling me that he thinks Spanky has dingelberries - due to him having a very hairy arse - and he did whiff a bit funky down there - so he tried to examine Spanky's bumhole to see if there was any kitty turdage hanging around like bats in a belfry - but Spanky just was not gonna stand for that - OH NO! - and turned into a sorta domestic feline version of The Tasmanian Devil - and ripped into the hand that usually fed him - he right Freddie Kruger'ed it up - blood and bandaids later - I had this real wizard idea - to invent some sorta restraining device - a board with 4 fur lined and velcro'ed shackles on it - one for each cat paw/foot - for safety reasons - then once the cat is incapacitated - a cat owner could even shave the cats tush - without the risk of an urgent blood transfusion - so making the cat happier - because let's face it - who enjoys walking about with lumps of fecal matter hanging from ya fur? - not I sir! - and preventing the owner from getting sliced and diced -
Anyway this furlined cat restraining device could have multi-purposes too - perhaps cleaning the cats teeth or inserting a suppository - could prove lethal also -and such a contraption could help to avoid that - and save an ambulance
journey or two - at least -
So what I was going to ask the throng of civil engineers - and errant plumbers/electricans around here - is - can you mock-up my ideain the workshop - to see if we can incapacitate Spanky - before he becomes a murderer?
Oh - a properly packaged and marketed idea like this - could easily do as well as Pet Rocks - if not better - so let me know if you are interested
Like that is going to hold a pissed off pussy ? Like hell. Something shaped more like a straitjacket for all 4 limbs.www.amazon.com/ATO-DJCX-Grooming-Hammock-Restraint-Trimming/dp/B0B7VZPY5K/ref=asc_df_B0B7VZPY5K/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=642110088397&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15315156020275297437&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=t&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9021329&hvtargid=pla-1949592161888&psc
My guess is he will only go in once then it will be game on when he sees it,good luck.
A Mr. Coffee mug heater comes close, but they get a bit too hot and need a temp controller / rheostat.
March 26th 2024 - Yes! - I've made it - I'm 64 years old today - born in a small 2 berth caravan on Mixnams Farm in Chertsey - Surrey - England in 1960 - here I sit about 8 or 9 miles away from the place of my birth - on the 3rd floor balcony of my little apartment in Kingston-Upon-Thames - at 6.04am - feeling very lucky
Happy Birthday Gypsy. I'll hit 69 in a few months God willing.
One of the worst parts of getting old.
I think you was stoned... LOLI think today is my birthday too
I've often found myself in need of a good hooker. More so now as hanging off the bow and trying to catch the stupid buoy that won't hold still gets frustrating as hell.
On the cannabis front I got back in town yesterday in time to get another 3rd of the hanging dried plants down and glove & yank stripped for another 5-gallon bucket () buds.
If my wrist holds out, I'll get the last of it stripped off today.
Thank you
I hope so
Somehow having gotten shots reminds me when of the warm feeling you get when you pee in your pants.
That only lasts for five minutes.
anyone in your life own a paintball gun?
Taco Tuesday….bristle free por favor……
in case
ya haven’t heard of CW…..
in case
" WOOF
" ( I agree!)
oldfogey8
Well-known member
I actually have one of those. Vastly underpowered. The BB drops about a foot in a 20 ft distance. I plinked a couple rats with it and they just shook it off. My son’s pellet gun did the trick though.
Good morning peoples. I am walking out the door for you another doctors appointment to schedule two more on top of the too many that I have already. I got a call from our old buddy Ganier from the mud puddle and he’s going to be stopping over for the night on Thursday because he has a show not far from my home. It’s always good to see him y’all enjoy your day and stay away from the damn doctors.
oldfogey8
Well-known member
Yes. I have an old ‘Timmy’ in my closet as well as a newer high priced model I can’t recall the brand of. My sons were into paintball when they were teens and they left them here when they left the house. Both CO2(or they might be Nitro tanks) tanks are empty and the o-rings are probably in need of replacement. That might be a fun solution though. I like how you think.
