The greatest fraud on Earth

[Jellyfish]

Shit dribblers.

A mind is like a parachute, it works much better when it's open, you lot are plummeting towards the earth at high speed and you haven't even pulled the ripcord, you are a dirt torpedo.

I love it when you call us "you lot". It helps me imagine you as a stuffy old Englishman, wearing a tweed jacket. Although such a man wouldn't likely refer to those he was addressing as 'shit dribblers'.

Perhaps you're a young prep school bloke, whose girlfriend left him, and whose friends won't even play cricket with him.

Anyway, I liked the parachute story, and the fact that you are TRYING to save us from "plummeting towards the earth at high speed"- that's really nice of you.

Keep up the good work, stiff upper lip, and God Save The Queen!

Your friend, The Dirt Torpedo.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

I've posted more PROOF and you still haven't proven me wrong, just more shit hurling.

We might just be aware that you can't be wrong.

Who are we, of such stupid stock, to question our moral crusader?!

Potheads get hungry and distracted... but I know that you know that.

What don't you know?

 

[Frosty Nuggets]

 

[unclefishstick]

 

[pop_rocks]

we are all dirt torpedoes! and shit dribblers until we earn our wings


CHARLIE DONT SURF!!

 

[pop_rocks]

...
Perhaps you're a young prep school bloke, whose girlfriend left him, and whose friends won't even play cricket with him.

....

dont let them gang up on you frosty, i got you man

 

[Jellyfish]

 

[Chi13]

 

[GenghisKush]

 

[pop_rocks]

so i guess we just post random music videos now?!

 

[pop_rocks]

xoxo

 

[GenghisKush]

so i guess we just post random music videos now?!

yes. yes we are.

 

[pop_rocks]

yes. yes we are.

how many likes can i give to this song?
none!
pops dont give no'f's
thats punk rock!

 

[Frosty Nuggets]

So it's gone from hurling shit to derailing the thread with other bullshit.
You still haven't proven me wrong, because you can't.

 

[Jellyfish]

So?

 

[mean mr.mustard]

 

[pop_rocks]

So it's gone from hurling shit to derailing the thread with other bullshit.
You still haven't proven me wrong, because you can't.

what were we talking about?

 

[mean mr.mustard]

You are stupid and can't tell Frosty anything, dirt torpedo.

 

[pop_rocks]

You are stupid and can't tell Frosty anything, dirt torpedo.

whoah whoah man
this is moving too fast for my simple mind
maybe if i brought in some doughnuts tomorrow we could talk this out nicely

/i dont even eat f'n doughnuts!

 

[armedoldhippy]

whoah whoah man
this is moving too fast for my simple mind
maybe if i brought in some doughnuts tomorrow we could talk this out nicely

/i dont even eat f'n doughnuts!

i'll take your share. i'm not SUPPOSED to eat donuts, but...exigent circumstances and so forth...