g'day me Cockney cobber ...
I can appreciate how the subject is big in importance where you live. The Lunatic himself lives closer to your place than the furthest extent of the State that I live in down here.
It's times like this that I bless my Father's Notts head for being so far sighted as to get us out of there. I understand little snow now falls where we used to live because of the heat generated by the collection of power stations there.
So you have lots of conveniences in that big city of yours. And lots of Culture as well. Never a dull moment. But gee whizz Mate ... I 'd be thinking of emigrating!
Nice to see ya back mate,,,,
hope you and the missus are both in fine fettle,,s2