Really I would have thought since this board was smart enough to grow some good cannabis they would know how to pass a drug test.
ATTENTION DETOX DRINKS DO NOT WORK. If you do follow the directions to the T most of the time they require you to drink alot of water. In turn just diluting your piss( pretty much what is your aiming for is a more water to piss ratio so there is less testable compounds in your piss) Mostly they contain a fuckload of b comlex vitamans( turns piss neon green/yellow, harder to see your piss is really clear as water), and random herbs that supposudly help you. When you go with dilution rout you have a chance for failing for such a low creatin level also so 5 days befor either start eating tons of red meat or buy those creatin pill and take until 2 days befor test beause it needs a long time to break down to be available to the body.
There is no magic herb, chemical, or powder that will make you pass a drug test. The chemical THC breaks down into aslo binds the the fat cells in your body, this is why cannabis takes longer to get out than most drugs excluding benzodiazpines. As you burn fat more and more gets released into the blood stream and when the blood is being filterd this gets put into the piss.
So in otherwords use synthetic urine, use some tubing and gravity to get the synthetic stuff to flow right. Remember to practice with water, practice untill you get it down.
Good luck
Edit didn't read whole thread only saw a couple replys that were bringing drinking bleach to pass a drug test. Which I highly doubt can be topped being the stupidest thing someone has ever eaten on purpose.
As long as the temps were normal when you pissed you are going to pass. BTW yes now they can test some synthetic urines and tell if they are synthetic, but only some labs test and only some companys synthetic urines show up so that is a chance you have to take.
sorry for such a long post
ATTENTION DETOX DRINKS DO NOT WORK. If you do follow the directions to the T most of the time they require you to drink alot of water. In turn just diluting your piss( pretty much what is your aiming for is a more water to piss ratio so there is less testable compounds in your piss) Mostly they contain a fuckload of b comlex vitamans( turns piss neon green/yellow, harder to see your piss is really clear as water), and random herbs that supposudly help you. When you go with dilution rout you have a chance for failing for such a low creatin level also so 5 days befor either start eating tons of red meat or buy those creatin pill and take until 2 days befor test beause it needs a long time to break down to be available to the body.
There is no magic herb, chemical, or powder that will make you pass a drug test. The chemical THC breaks down into aslo binds the the fat cells in your body, this is why cannabis takes longer to get out than most drugs excluding benzodiazpines. As you burn fat more and more gets released into the blood stream and when the blood is being filterd this gets put into the piss.
So in otherwords use synthetic urine, use some tubing and gravity to get the synthetic stuff to flow right. Remember to practice with water, practice untill you get it down.
Good luck
Edit didn't read whole thread only saw a couple replys that were bringing drinking bleach to pass a drug test. Which I highly doubt can be topped being the stupidest thing someone has ever eaten on purpose.
As long as the temps were normal when you pissed you are going to pass. BTW yes now they can test some synthetic urines and tell if they are synthetic, but only some labs test and only some companys synthetic urines show up so that is a chance you have to take.
sorry for such a long post
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