we're all sitting in jail...

[Gypsy Nirvana]

...will give me a chance to write a book in a controlled environment.....at best..


....at worst I'll have to join some gang and get another tattoo....

 

[medi-useA]

Yummy is busy on D Block for the next couple of hours. Then off to A Block for a date with Bubba (IC Mag lurker). I'll hook you up for $50/hr though. Make it $75/hr and I'll dress him in pink. You'll see what interesting is all about.

@$50....if I send him back pink....do I get $25 back??? lol

muA

 

[kmk420kali]

I would take all ya'll's weed in the Pinochle Tourny!!
Then I would shoot a kite to PC...have BD off'd....
Cast out some fish lines to kick down with some of the weed I won...lol
Then I would settle down in my bunk...with my new copy of "Hotties of ICMag" Calendar...and have some cell(f) sex!!

 

[j6p]

nobody's pimping yummy.I'm sure yummy will be busy getting laid by all the nice women on ic.

"Let's deflower the kid!"

 

[Norrath]

a friend of mine was telling me about all the drug dealing in prison, at the same time he made prison sound like a cakewalk..(canada provincial)

telling me about graduating highschool finally, all the courses he took, he became a barber(now cuts my hair for freeeeeee!) smoking pot in the cells where certain guards would jingle their keys and make racket as they got nearer the notorious ongoings of prisoners... the guards calling him the brewmaster as they made their own alcohol...get to read a lot....

he said they had xbox and porn on a cd, dont take your eyes off your bunk!! el oh el.

smuggling copious amounts of marijuana, 3 different strains or more in...hiding home made screwdrivers in the yard to open up light sockets and fixtures to hide things there. all sorts of information id need if i were to end up in prison.

dont quote me, but i wouldnt care that much if i were to go to prison here...USA, different story..

 

[kmk420kali]

Ah look...Yummy got a Bone-Yard Visit!!! lol!!!

 

[Miss Blunted]

The ladies are out numbered....I'd be scared. *Please don't drop the soap, please don't drop the soap* Hahahah...nah, I'd get some guards to smuggle in some shit for us....I have nice boobs! Just kidding....or not, fuck it...we'd party!!

 

[kaotic]

Seeing how were in jail and all...I call dibs on you Ms.B.

 

[PoopyTeaBags]

I can see this is going to be a problem. Roll up in here and start cutting into my cable time and taking candy out of my cell.

god damnit i usually dont share my yummybuns... i mean honey buds... i mean my yummybud we gonna have to figure this out... i only need him 2-3 times a day for 15-30mins... im not greedy.... you can have his annoying ass the rest of the time....

plus i hate sharing a cell

 

[johnipedestran]

....at worst I'll have to join some gang and get another tattoo....

don't worry Gypsy...we would have you flying the FUCKEM flag before you knew it.

peace
jip

 

[SpasticGramps]

@$50....if I send him back pink....do I get $25 back??? lol

muA

I'll have to think about it. That would really help on the maintenance side of things.

god damnit i usually dont share my yummybuns... i mean honey buds... i mean my yummybud we gonna have to figure this out... i only need him 2-3 times a day for 15-30mins... im not greedy.... you can have his annoying ass the rest of the time....

plus i hate sharing a cell

We'll have to see if we can work something out. YB doesn't usually work for free. Hey, Daddy needs a new pair of shoes, but it's Christmas so I might throw you a bone, so to speak.

 

[kaotic]

You ever seen "Blood in Blood out?" Yeah, that's what Yummy's going to do to you all. Just when he's looking up at ya with those purdy eyes and that I've had enough look...you'll notice you just got shanked 32 times.

 

[SpasticGramps]

We love you Yummy we are just f'ing around. I'm going to pimp you to the Bad Girls Club too. You'll be having so much sex you'll never want to talk about it again.

 

[Harvest]

Find the biggest baddest dude in the joint, and give him the most brutal preemptive raping imaginable.

WOAH. ummmmm...thats gross. Jail SUCKS. and we don't belong in prison, we belong in our gardens. I pray for all our safety and freedom....i mean u may run into Marquis or something.

 

[Miss Blunted]

Well...looks like my man is after yummybuns I'm with the bad girls then...they grow some primo shit

 

[SpasticGramps]

WOAH. ummmmm...thats gross. Jail SUCKS. and we don't belong in prison, we belong in our gardens. I pray for all our safety and freedom....i mean u may run into Marquis or something.

I'll be pimping you too with an attitude like that.

 

[Miss Blunted]

god damnit i usually dont share my yummybuns... i mean honey buds... i mean my yummybud we gonna have to figure this out... i only need him 2-3 times a day for 15-30mins... im not greedy.... you can have his annoying ass the rest of the time....

plus i hate sharing a cell

Daaaamn Gina!

 

[kaotic]

It's all the same in jail Ms.B

 

[SuperSizeMe]

a friend of mine was telling me about all the drug dealing in prison, at the same time he made prison sound like a cakewalk..(canada provincial)

telling me about graduating highschool finally, all the courses he took, he became a barber(now cuts my hair for freeeeeee!) smoking pot in the cells where certain guards would jingle their keys and make racket as they got nearer the notorious ongoings of prisoners... the guards calling him the brewmaster as they made their own alcohol...get to read a lot....

he said they had xbox and porn on a cd, dont take your eyes off your bunk!! el oh el.

smuggling copious amounts of marijuana, 3 different strains or more in...hiding home made screwdrivers in the yard to open up light sockets and fixtures to hide things there. all sorts of information id need if i were to end up in prison.

dont quote me, but i wouldnt care that much if i were to go to prison here...USA, different story..

Yep, prison doesn't actually have to be a negative experience (with the exception of your loss of freedom).

As long as you know how to carry yourself and stay busy in a positive way, it's all good in the hood.

p.s. The description I gave for YumYum (jail attire) was based on an actual character

Nuthin' but a meatball

 

[SpasticGramps]

So I got my girl on the outside to pick me up some new threads for my trick. This Mao Ze Dong blue uniform, that Blue picked out isn't going to cut it for my bread winner walkin' the block. I told her I needed something cheap and bi-sexually appealing to people in cages. She brought back something like this

Given enough time, I think this could work.