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anyone else here this all day long!?!?!?
anyone else here this all day long!?!?!?
Your worse than the kids!!
anyone else here this all day long!?!?!?
I use to get the 3 "P's" from my x-wife.
She would always call me a Pompous, Pretentious, Pessimistic, Ass.
I would always get the 3-P's while shopping with her.
One of my most dreaded burdens in life was to accompany my wife shopping. I won't bore you with the details of why I had to do this. Let us just say that no matter how hard a man tries to avoid going shopping with a women, he will eventually be nailed!
Before I was married, I thought women basically shopped liked men. Not so. Women shop like they are on a mission from God. They are like "Shopping Suicide Bombers." Hell, My X use to scream BANZIA! when she entered a store.
She would take something from every rack in the fucking store, and then disappear into a dressing room with several salespersons, each of whom had arms filled with apparel. She would be gone for a month, and then suddenly reappear wearing a new outfit, and ask me, "how do you like this?"
She would try-on 30 outfits, and each time ask my opinion. Each time I would say, "you look great!" In hopes she would buy something so we could leave. And if I ever told her the truth, that I didn't like a particular outfit, she would call me the 3-P's, and disappear into the dressing room and be gone for another month.
I will never forget the last time that I went shopping with her. She came out of the dressing room in a yellow dress, and I told her that she looked like one of the Fruit-of-the-Loom characters.
"Which one?" She asked.
"The Banana!", I said.
And then she said, "Your a Pompous, Pretentious, Pessimistic, Ass!"
I despised shopping with her. We would be in a store for an eternity before she finally finished shopping.
I would have to go home, take two valium, drink a couple swift scotch & waters, and in a few hours, I would be fine.
Hell, I've bought houses in less time than it takes my X-wife to shop for a skirt & blouse.