you know U are a real grower when:

[SOTF420]

When you are stuffed up flying through the Kleenex, But don't even have a cold.

That pollen is really quite a motherfuka! AAAAAAAAAcchoooooo!

 

[Cookie monster]

When harvest time becomes a bother, rather than exciting.

When the word trimming makes you shudder......

 

[OjoRojo420]

When you are willing to lose your freedom and good name.

When you learn, finally, the value of patience.

When you meditate about your own fragility and mortality while harvesting and trimming.

When you consider finger hash as early commission.

 

[Miss Blunted]

When you roll through your local grocery store and buy 4 boxes of nitrile gloves, 5 bottles of 99% iso-alcohol, cheesecloth and a bunch of vegetable oil...lol.

 

[alecto]

when you use more rubber on gloves than you use for condoms.... damn i'm depressed now

 

[arcticsun]

when you are sampling your own guerilla grown outdoor crop from latitude 69 north

when autumn becomes a happyer time then spring

when you start reflecting on all your crazy big grows in the past and realize you were lucky to get away with it

 

[rocky5]

you realise the guy in the hydro shop dont know sh..!

 

[bigwity]

when u realise it takes time to grow and not just expensive ferts

 

[ForbiddenFruit]

When the seed stash is your most prized possession

 

[wsmith]

when you're so stoned and tired from watering plants, and still have trimming to do and a cloner to fill, and a bunch of shit that needs to disappear, that you go to slug a beer and try to light it at the base...

 

[wsmith]

when some yuppie in the street tells you to get a haircut and you laugh at them and tell them to get a real job

 

[darwinsbulldog]

your pubic hair starts to turn green!

 

[bobcat1963]

Your girlfriend is a blowup doll,and you own stock in KY.

 

[dominicangreen]

when i tell friends that know me i have to go to work and there like wtf you never had a job and i look at them like i mean it because i have to check my room

 

[FRANKENBLUNT420]

when you have a 9mil (3x3mil/55gl contractor bags) container you made to hold all of the hydroton that you bought but your not going to use cause you decided to not go hydro right now and your using it as a bean bag chair.

oh and BTW i can barely close the bag, so that gives you a pretty descent idea of how much hydroton is actually in the bag

 

[FRANKENBLUNT420]

YESSIR!!

YESSIR!!

When the seed stash is your most prized possession

ROFLMAO!!!! HELL YESS!!! AMEN

 

[High Country]

When I get home from work every day and check out this website.

 

[ajc0k]

you know your a real grower when your at the academy of art and science in SF in the "indoor rainforest " and far more interested in the number MH lights they are using and wattage, than the tour itself.. btw they had like hundreds in this one huge dome.

 

[Teeg420]

I second the seed stash as your most prized possession, just started collecting.

Also the academy of science and their multiple mh, I pointed it out to my girl while we were there and she just said yea they're nice. LOL

 

[Cookie monster]

When in December everybody in the garden center is buying holly wreaths and Christmas trees and your trolley is full of perlite, soil mix and flower pots.