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Why Driving 35mph on Interstate can get you a $10mil bail

RoachClip

I hold El Roacho's
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First they fucked up by not having 2 spotters, one in a lead vehicle ahead keeping in contact at all times with the middle ( van ) and a vehicle in the back watching and communicating all using the same route * gps* all done at night.

When you have a van with people of ethnic looking discriptions ( no disrespect Intended ) in a racist state such as Arizona you don't go driving in the am, they were certainly not well prepaired with so much on the line...
 

Aeroguerilla

I’m God’s solider, devil’s apostle
Veteran
Im about to move down to Arizona with my german shepherds and walk around the border looking for smugglers.. Im sure they would drop there bails and haul ass back over the border leaving me with 100s of #s

bordering states to mexico is where the real money is at
 

accessndx

♫All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom..
Veteran
Great job exaggerating the #'s again....230lbs. Even at 3K a lb....it's gonna be $690,000.00.
Nobody is buying 230 at that price point either.
At the prices they quoted, that pot goes for: 17,391.30 an LB. Show me where I can get those duckets. Even back in the day....."rape" prices were $5-6K a pound.
So given optimal conditions and prices, that shouldn't pull in more than $1,380,000.00.

Just another small issue however: who thought it was a great idea to impart that much dope to an asian driver. I mean there is a stereotype isn't there?

Here's an excerpt from "Urban Dictionary" regarding "ASIAN DRIVERS"....I couldn't make this stuff up people:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asian%20driver
The stereotypical slow driver who drives at 40 km/h (25 mph) in Canada and the U.S. on the fast lane because the lanes are too wide. However, it is the opposite situation back in Asia. In Asia (especially Hong Kong), the Asian driver is the one who makes unneccesary lane changes at over 120 km/h (75 mph) by signalling too fast and not shoulder checking on extremely ridiculous narrow lanes. However, they are somehow so pro that Hong Kong's accident rate is so low. But still, foreigners driving in Hong Kong are suspectible to accidents.

the most deadly type of asian driver is the FOB female, they can be identified by glasses thicker than the hubble telescope, or on sunny days by the wearing of a welding sheild and white cotton gloves{to keepp their skin fair, ive been told} avoid contact with this type AT ALL COSTS, they have been known to be able actually roll a car doing less than 3 mph on flat and level ground with no other vehicles involved.
this is being posted as a public service, learned from years of experience. some other sure signs that can help you spot an asian driver are
1 they make a left turn from the right lane
2 both hands on wheel in death grip
3 head never moves from straight ahead posistion ex: like checking mirrors
4 red and gold thing with tassels hanging from rear view mirror, blocking yet even more of thier already severly limited field of view
5 flower pattern seat covers and doillie things near rear window
6 NUMEROUS dings scrapes and dents on bumpers and doors, tire sidewall is completely scrapped off. this is caused by MANY botched attempts st parrallel parking

stereotypes-barbie-woman-drivers-demotivational-poster-1264292869.jpg
 

mafia

Member
First they fucked up by not having 2 spotters, one in a lead vehicle ahead keeping in contact at all times with the middle ( van ) and a vehicle in the back watching and communicating all using the same route * gps* all done at night.

When you have a van with people of ethnic looking discriptions ( no disrespect Intended ) in a racist state such as Arizona you don't go driving in the am, they were certainly not well prepaired with so much on the line...
They were in Illinois with Az plates.
 

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