WhatWould You Do if you Loud Scary Sounds Outside????

[LolaGal]

Cause I'd like to know.

I'm sitting here in the country with the doors and windows open in the dark countryside.




I'm hearing these loud snorting noises!! Outside near the house! BIG SNORTING Noises! Over and over!


Lots of loud noises in the bushes like something BIG!

Wonder what it is? Nothing this ole country gal has heard before!!

What would YOU DO? Maybe I'll try your suggestions out if I like em!

 

[arcticsun]

wild bore?

 

[FirstTracks]

slap my infra red scope onto my......

I mean.........stay inside til morning

Do you have a large truck in an attached garage? Does the truck have big spotlights? Turn on everything and just wait til whatever it is grunts again, follow the sound and drive at it.

Its probably just a pig or a bear, depending on where you live...........maybe bigfoot

If it is bigfoot, offer some herb and a snack

 

[manwithnoname]

i would probably go check it out. but if i was you, i would just look out a window and shine a flashlight in it's direction.

 

[JohnnyATL]

wild coke head on the loose...hide your chocolate bars

 

[GMT]

I think the first thing is shut the doors so that it doesnt wander inside your house.

 

[manwithnoname]

i also was thinking bigfoot. he might not see to many women, so pack a shotgun. and if he's cool, a joint.

 

[LolaGal]

Too big for a pig, no wild pigs around. Cougars et em all up!

I'm thinking Bigfoot with asthma and a bullhorn by the sound of it.....lol.... BIG noises for about 5 minutes in the yard! Walking around noises.... scary scary....

Wonder if I should shut the screen door?

 

[Maxwell Murder]

first thought was along the "lines" of atl's... buuuuttt. I gave my last girlfriend a bigass maglight, blind em them then give a crack on the head! lock the doors.

 

[Feyd]

probably a peeping tom with a fucked up sinus rhythm

 

[arcticsun]

they are coming... RUN!!!

 

[LolaGal]

Odd, the dog did not bark while all this was going on and she is outside!

(she barks at the wind)

 

[sirgrassalot]

I think you better come over here tonight. :friends: :wink: :kitty:

 

[manwithnoname]

it's me. peekaboo!

i would probably close the door. dont want any unwelcome guests. sometimes deer frequent the wal-marts around here.

 

[I N Hail]

Sorry i won't be so noisy the next time,,,LOL

No really i agree with arcticsun "Wild boar"
He's probably just trying to lay claim to his turf (that time of yr)
they really get loud trying to get as many mates as possible.

INH

 

[manwithnoname]

they really get loud trying to get as many mates as possible.

INH

me too

 

[Big D]

I would...

I would...

...yell out there and tell my oldlady to," keep it down, yer gonna freak out the neighbors!"

 

[LolaGal]

OK, gonna get the Mag Lite and the .38 and go see what it is... There should be tracks, the yard is kinda moist.



If I don't post in 10 minutes.....you know it ate me.....whatever it was...

p.s. no wild pigs here!

 

[I N Hail]

O see ur other post "no wild pig's"
Hmmmm,,,, load gun for sure!!!!!
Cu if you can hear it it's to close!!!!(Maybe a shot in the ground will scare it off)
Tomorrow if you can look for some track's take pic's and post them.

 

[I N Hail]

me too

ROFLMAO