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What I do in GTA 4 When I'm Bored.

NickMode

Member
I like to stalk people in Grand Theft Auto 4.

Follow them everywhere they go. They get in a cab or car, I'll follow behind them slowly at pace equal to theirs, always 2 cars length behind them. They get a hot dog, I get a hot dog, etc.

While doing this one day I came across a couple. A dark haired man with medium length hair, and this girl who had gorgeous long blond hair.

I followed this couple for miles, from Alderney City to the bright neon lights of Star Junction, they were seemingly happy, joyful, in love with one another. The man cared for his girlfriend, and the girlfriend cared for her boyfriend.

They ate happily together, eating hot dogs, taking in the city. Always staring into each others eyes with deep glee and happiness. I had never seen so much love between two people. I cared for these two as much as they cared for each other. I would do as much as I can to make sure nothing would ever happen too them. After going ahead of them a bit and beating up hobos, walking in traffic ahead of them to make sure if a car were to come I would take it for them, and any other nuisance there could be.

Then it happened. After watching them stare at a giant ad in the Star Juction I realized something. I am alone. No one. Michelle was long gone for something I do not wish to bring up. Kiki dumped me when she found out I had been having intercourse with hookers then bash their heads in with a baseball bat to gain my money back. Carmen never called me again after our first date, mostly due to me pushing her down a set of subway stairs, then stopping her head into the steps. I never tried any other woman due to me thinking it was pointless at this point. I began to feel sad.

I thought to myself, "Why can that man not be me?" "Is he any better than me?" "Why wouldn't she think of dating me? Get some coffee, even at least TALK TOO ME?" I wanted her. I wanted this mysterious blond with the looks of an angel, and the laugh of a child. I wanted to be that man, I wanted to have what he had, to know that joy of having somebody care for your own well being. I was jealous of the man. I wanted that I could not have, that I desired for so much. The longer I watched them, the longer I wanted to become him, at any cost. I then felt remorse. Saddened of what I had become, a lonesome man stalking random pedestrians. But when the thought of this man touching her, kissing her, loving her... the thought of remorse was thrown to the back of my head as if I had never thought it.

I set forth a plan. I will kill him. Take up my new identity as him. And me and the blond will live happily together forever.

I knew what I had to do. I drive her whilst her screaming like a banshee. I reach my destination. The cliff next to Mikhail Faustin's house. If you've ever seen this part of the game there are rocks and old cars that seems from the '50s, and '60s at the bottom.

I rev my engine. She screams even louder. I drive faster, faster, and faster. Her death curling scream gets louder, louder, and louder.

We fly off the edge.

Everything is then silent for a mere second. This second feels like an eternity. I know what I am doing, I feel no regret. I am also for the first time in a long time; happy.

We both plummet to bottom and die instantaneously. They will never know who killed John, or the cab driver Shafeeq. They will never find the body of Sara or Niko Bellic. The ocean mixed with gasoline fueled fire will ruin any traces of either of our pasts or future.

I then revive at a hospital and steal a Blista Compact and go bowling with Roman.
 

Lazyman

Overkill is under-rated.
Veteran
I'm speechless. I'm laughing, but also a bit horrified.

I prefer to spawn tanks in a circle and use them as cover to shoot down choppers (GTA3)

I think it's time for me to go outside now.
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
Veteran


your grammar and spelling are wonderful considering the amount of glue you've been sniffing.......
 

green_thumb...

Strain Whore Extraordinaire!
Veteran
Wow.....this is disturbing on many levels.

You should seek immediate mental help,following people for hrs in a game?

Who am i to judge tho I just fly a heli to roof tops to sniper random people and throw grenades.
 
shit just last night i jacked a police car, did a drive by, got in a shootout and ditched the flaming car into a river with a hooker in the passenger seat.
 

Sour Deez

Member
Wow.....this is disturbing on many levels.

You should seek immediate mental help,following people for hrs in a game?

Who am i to judge tho I just fly a heli to roof tops to sniper random people and throw grenades.

But thats normal in GTA...what the op does is just not normal
 
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e4ian

ahaa, on that,i use to waste as many esa's/gangmembers and police as i could. -UNTIL things got too hetic with choppers n things, then id shooooot offfff ! ...like chelios!! :laughing::)
 

McDank8O5

Member
i go swoop up that sports car tucked up behind the old abandoned mansion and go to all the hoods wherever gangsters wearing yellow blue or red are and start gang fights just by running by and punching every one i see eventually running into an alley with 5-15 gangsters chasing me I turn around and pull out my knife, its on!

Usually harvest season for me consists of late night GTA IV rampages the security camera monitor sitting on top of the tv
 

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