Man I gotta tell you, that is the funniest damn tagline I've ever seen. If you ever change it, I'm taking it, LOL. Chuck Norris...lay the fuck down, LMAO!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWLQN7FG9e4
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I've kissed mermaids, rode the El Niño
Walked the sand with the crustaceans.
Could find my way to Mariana
On a wave of mutilation
Wave of mutilation
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