[EDIT: I know that I make a very bold claim, but I swear to god- If I was stranded on a deserted island and could only bring one mix tape, this would be the first AND last songs on it. Am I crazy? wrong? crazy wrong? Don't give me this "music is subjective" shit, either. We all know there's some music that's undeniably awesome and there's some that even deaf people can tell rubs its dick in the dirt.]