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Dog shoots man, man survives, defends dog: 'He didn't mean to do it. He's a good dog.

Dog shoots man, man survives, defends dog: 'He didn't mean to do it. He's a good dog.

A dog named Charlie shot a man named "Tex" on the way to a jackrabbit hunt in the New Mexico desert.
“It went through my ribs my lung and busted up my collarbone on the right side," victim Tex Harold Gilligan told ABC News. "I had a gaping hole, you know, and a lot of blood there too,” Gilligan said. “I could see the blood and I felt it,” he said.
Gilligan, 74, was left with three broken ribs, and injured lung, a broken collarbone and three very agitated dogs -- Charlie chief among them.
Gilligan said that he had loaded up his pickup truck with his gun and his trio of dogs -- Charlie, Scooter and Cowboy -- climbed into the driver's seat, and headed out to the desert west of Las Cruces to hunt jackrabbits.
Charlie 120-pound Rottweiler mix got his foot in the trigger of the gun, caught the trigger and blasted a shot at his unsuspecting owner, who said that at first he thought he'd been hit by a sniper from a distance.

(MORE: Skeleton discovered in basement of home whose owner went missing in 1961)

“I thought who was that?" Gilligan told ABC News.
"I was there, isolated, nobody was around."
Gilligan said he normally doesn't bring his cell phone along when he's hunting, but due to recent heavy rains, he decided to bring it in case he needed to call his kid if he got stuck in the rain.
He rolled out of the truck and called 911.


Law enforcement officers from the Doña Ana County Sheriff's office, the New Mexico State Police and U.S. Customs and Border Protection responded to the scene and found Gilligan lying next to his truck with a gunshot wound to the chest.

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The investigation to date appears to suggest that Charlie, who was riding at the front seat of his truck, slipped and got his claw caught on the trigger of the shotgun.
“The gun was positioned in the truck with the barrel facing up, towards Mr. Gilligan,” Doña Ana County Sheriff's spokeswoman Kelly Jameson told ABC News.
“Apparently Mr. Gilligan ... had placed his gun in the floorboard of the truck with the butt of the gun on the floorboard,” Jameson said.
Gilligan first told the dispatch that he accidentally shot himself.
“The investigation is being handled as an accidental shooting,” Jameson told ABC News.
Gilligan was taken to an area hospital, where doctors determined it would be best to leave the bullet inside him, for fear of damaging his pierced lung.
“The incident left him with three broken ribs, a punctured lung and a broken scapula,” Jameson said.
In the end, Gilligan maintained a healthy sense of humor about his colorful ordeal.
“I never thought that this would happen," Gilligan told ABC News, laughing.
"It’s an interesting story: ‘a dog shot a man!’”
Gilligan said he has long since forgiven Charlie.
“[Charlie] did not mean to do it,” he said. "He's a good dog."
 

armedoldhippy

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"[Charlie] did not mean to do it" he said. "he's a good dog." yeah well, he survived the 1st try on his life. if it happens again, i'd take a closer look at that dog. :biggrin:...
 

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Accidents happen I suppose. Personally I don’t know anyone that would drive around with a chambered shell like that unless they were shooting from the vehicle.
 

armedoldhippy

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Accidents happen I suppose. Personally I don’t know anyone that would drive around with a chambered shell like that unless they were shooting from the vehicle.

yup. you'd lose your gun, hunting license, and even your vehicle in some states. of course, if your dog has already shot you, doing that might be seen as piling on/gilding the lily, lol...
 
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unclefishstick

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lol,that's how you hunt game birds in new mexico...drive your beat to hell pickup around the desert with the window open,bud lite firmly clenched between the legs,loaded shotgun on the seat...and for full points your truck should be uninsured as well!
 

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A SCOTTISH man has had his peanut-butter smeared genitalia bitten off by an English bulldog. Paramedics were unable to recover them for reattachment.

AN ENGLISH bulldog has been euthanased after biting off his Scottish owner’s testicles, which had been coated in peanut butter.

The 22-year-old man, who has not been named, was found fully clothed and lying in a pool of blood in his Haddington, East Lothian, apartment. He was rushed to hospital where he was put in an induced coma for several days.

He returned to consciousness and co-operated with police.

Authorities say nobody else had been in the apartment at the time of the attack.

The dog, named ‘Biggie’ after gangster rapper Biggie Smalls, was found covered in his owner’s blood.

“Inquiries are continuing to establish how a 22-year-old man sustained significant injury to his groin area,” a Scottish police spokesperson said.

“However, as part of this investigation the owner of the dog, which is believed to have been involved, has voluntarily signed documentation consenting to the destruction of the animal.”

A neighbour old theDaily Record that Biggie was an “an absolute angel.”

“Biggie is such a nice dog. He isn’t aggressive or anything, and he’s quite small. He’s fine with other dogs. The dog is an absolute angel. I was happy to be around him. He gets a bit freaked out by noise but he loves having his belly rubbed.”

Neighbours reported hearing the bulldog barking at around 4am and again at 8am on the October 7, the day of the incident. A loud party was reportedly heard coming from the address.

However, The Times reports police believe no others are believed to have been involved in the incident.

Police arrived at the scene about 2.30pm.

Local media reports the man’s genitalia were not able to be recovered for reattachment.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/r...s/news-story/8b63718ca68265bffdecbf27b71593b8
 

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A SCOTTISH man has had his peanut-butter smeared genitalia bitten off by an English bulldog. Paramedics were unable to recover them for reattachment.

AN ENGLISH bulldog has been euthanased after biting off his Scottish owner’s testicles, which had been coated in peanut butter.

The 22-year-old man, who has not been named, was found fully clothed and lying in a pool of blood in his Haddington, East Lothian, apartment. He was rushed to hospital where he was put in an induced coma for several days.

He returned to consciousness and co-operated with police.

Authorities say nobody else had been in the apartment at the time of the attack.

The dog, named ‘Biggie’ after gangster rapper Biggie Smalls, was found covered in his owner’s blood.

“Inquiries are continuing to establish how a 22-year-old man sustained significant injury to his groin area,” a Scottish police spokesperson said.

“However, as part of this investigation the owner of the dog, which is believed to have been involved, has voluntarily signed documentation consenting to the destruction of the animal.”

A neighbour old theDaily Record that Biggie was an “an absolute angel.”

“Biggie is such a nice dog. He isn’t aggressive or anything, and he’s quite small. He’s fine with other dogs. The dog is an absolute angel. I was happy to be around him. He gets a bit freaked out by noise but he loves having his belly rubbed.”

Neighbours reported hearing the bulldog barking at around 4am and again at 8am on the October 7, the day of the incident. A loud party was reportedly heard coming from the address.

However, The Times reports police believe no others are believed to have been involved in the incident.

Police arrived at the scene about 2.30pm.

Local media reports the man’s genitalia were not able to be recovered for reattachment.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/r...s/news-story/8b63718ca68265bffdecbf27b71593b8




Am sorry for a dog,they euthanased a wrong one...
 
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Rocky Mtn Squid

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Self-styled 'weed nuns' put faith in the healing powers, and profits, of cannabis

Self-styled 'weed nuns' put faith in the healing powers, and profits, of cannabis

The Sisters of the Valley, a group of self-styled "weed nuns," are putting their faith in the healing power of cannabis.

Despite their moniker, this nonreligious sorority of radical feminists resides in Northern California farm country. The women grow cannabis on the sun-drenched property, tucked among vineyards and apple orchards. They use a strain of marijuana that eliminates THC, but still contains CBD (cannabidiol), which is touted for its healing properties.

"It's considered hemp because it won't get anybody high, but it's really marijuana," said “Sister Kate," whose real name is Christine Meeusen. "It's medical marijuana, but just like over the years they've been able to develop strains that get you super high. We've also developed strains that don't get you high at all."

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The Sisters of the Valley sell products for various ailments including insomnia, arthritis and anxiety. Their top seller is a tropical salve that soothes achy joints. That product alone rakes in $3,000 per day, according to Meeusen.


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A few of the women live on the compound, and six of them work on the cannabis business, along with two "Brothers."

"We do need men and we don't want to be exclusive of the men," Meeusen said. "We just want the women to own the businesses and hold all the offices in town."

Meeusen is the matriarch-in-chief at the Sisters of the Valley. The divorced, former marketing consultant raised two children and said she had to start from scratch after her marriage came apart. She said her company grew out of the Occupy Wall Street movement and a desire among her and her peers to build their own commune in an environment that allows for "healthy socialism."

"We believe in paying taxes," she said. "We believe quite frankly that America's culture of starving the tax system is wrong, it's morally wrong. Most of us have lived in other places where the tax system actually works."

Meeusen said she lived and raised her children in the Netherlands, which has universal health care.

"Fifty percent of income [in the Netherlands] is paid in taxes," she told "Nightline."

"But guess what? They never pay a hospital bill. They never worry about their retirement or being homeless," she said. "So yes we are very very for a reasonable sort of socialism and that is paying your taxes and taking care of the marginalized."


“We are on a mission to empower women to be their best spiritually, to be their best as an activist and to be in service to their own people and the planet. So we're out to inspire women."


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Sister Kate of the Sisters of the Valley is seen here during an interview with "Nightline."


Unaffiliated with any church, the Sisters of the Valley wear habits around the property, but Meeusen said she doesn't feel like they are making a mockery of religion.

"Religion [has] made a mockery of itself," she said. "We didn't have to help them."

Sister Sierra, aka Sierra Walker, said that this group of women who live, work and pray together "are truly sisters, truly nuns" in that definition.

"We give our hearts and our minds and our souls to what we are doing here," she said. "And I think that we're doing a good job," she said. "I think we're doing a marvelous job, and I think the revival that we needed in our world."

Walker said she is a new acolyte to the group.

"I think as I grew older I came to see things differently and cannabis has been very much on my heart as a healing," she said.

Meeusen added that they all took vows to live simply which she explained is different from a vow of poverty like traditional nuns.

"We do take six vows, we take vows service, of activism, about chastity which requires privatizing our sexuality," Meeusen said. "It doesn't require being celibate but it does require keeping it very private off the grid. We have a vow of living simply which -- speaks for itself."


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The sisters said they produce a line of "medical-grade products" on the farm that requires them to wear headgear while handling the crops and oils for hygiene purposes. While they do grow their own cannabis, the sisters also ship in some product from Oregon.

"Generally, people use CBD for chronic pain, also it’s good for insomnia, anxiety, depression," said Sister Alice, aka Alice Fullerton.

CBD products have grown in popularity more recently and are now widely available in 31 states that have public medical marijuana and cannabis programs.

Recreational marijuana is legal in nine states and the District of Columbia.

There are even coffee shops in Los Angeles and New York City that offer droplets of CBD product. According to Forbes, Coca-Cola is also considering adding a CBD beverage.

The booming realm of hemp-derived products is expected to be a $2 billion industry by 2022, according to new data from New Frontier Data.

The Sisters of the Valley said they raked in $1.1 million in sales last year.

"With a just distribution of Mother Earth’s gifts, no one has to live in poverty," Meeusen said. "We're activists for the $15 minimum wage. We're not going to invest our money in ostentatious wealth when we could be creating jobs for other women. That's the goal."

When they aren't making their producers, the Sisters of the Valley live as others do. They surf the Internet, watch YouTube videos and smoke the occasional afternoon joint.

The women said their lives are not dedicated to the herb, but to the idea of sisterhood -- a women-owned and operated business that nurtures others as well.

"We are on a mission to empower women to be their best spiritually, to be their best as an activist and to be in service to their own people and the planet," Meeusen said.

"So we're out to inspire women."


Source: https://abcnews.go.com/Business/styled-weed-nuns-put-faith-healing-powers-profits/story?id=57937819


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armedoldhippy

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What the absolute fuck!?

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don't blame you for being concerned. he has that "look" in his eye that says "you cut off my balls, you keep my ass tied up or in a crate, and now you imprison me for eating the best meal i ever tasted (since i stole your bacon that time)...so, yes, i'm going to bite the fuck out of you & run for it if i ever get out of here..." but i might be just reading a- l i t t l e- bit more into this than most folks would. :biggrin:
 

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This Weird New Invention Could Totally Change Surfing
Gone are the days of excess paddling.
Surfing is usually always done the same way. You have a board, you paddle the board out into the waves, you try to stand up and ride the good ones in.
But this new invention could totally change surfing as you know it. It's a floating dock that allows surfers to stand and wait for the waves to come to them.
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