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minds_I

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Hello all,

I hate my "chromium Crusher" grinder....it is shallower then my old one, it does not have the same feel and it is harder to turn.

One of my youngest daughters friends ripped my off about two years ago...the little phuque!

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sackoweed

I took anger management already!!!! FUCK!!!
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I cant stand when a person thinks their way is the ONLY right way!!! it makes me want to snap their focking nex..
 
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Words of wisdom

Words of wisdom

Never ever ever make the mistake of thinking that gardening gloves will be adequate protection against a half wild farm cat who needs to go to the vets for neutering.

Trust me, it's a decision you will regret.....
 

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An ocean of devotion,
A tizzy of dizzy
A potion of lotion
In a sea of ecstasy

A Chasm of orgasm
A surfeit of stimulation
A quiver of shivers
An ovation of titillation

A night of delight
A clutch of a touch
A wonderful sight
A touch too much

A piece of striptease
An asp full of hiss
A squeeze of knees
An abyss of bliss,

A feeling of reeling
A measure of treasure
A pealing of feeling
A treasure of pleasure

A collection of affection
A crest of a breast
A perfection of direction
A quest of the best

a rain of pain
A ringlet of regrets
A refrain in the brain
A collage of coquettes

A bind in the mind
A clasp of a grasp
A slip of a lip
A growl of a gasp

A pleasing of teasing
An illusion of alarm
A cart load of heart
A strong arm of charm

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Every night my girl boxer dreams, the eyes and lips go nuts and she starts to growl and make a funny sound.

Kinda goes like this....grrrrr wup wup wup grrrrrrr wup wup wup ggggrrrrrrr and so on.

She moves the same and sounds the same every night.

Do dogs get repetitive dreams??
 

sackoweed

I took anger management already!!!! FUCK!!!
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my dog needs a J>O>B>~~!!! He thinks im intimidated cos he is a pitbull... that focker!! ohh shit here he comes gotta go!!
 
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my dog needs a J>O>B>~~!!! He thinks im intimidated cos he is a pitbull... that focker!! ohh shit here he comes gotta go!!

What do ya mean a job?

Licking your balls, sniffing your own farts and waiting patiently to hurl abuse at the postman is a full time occupation or so my 2 unemployed mooches told me.

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sackoweed

I took anger management already!!!! FUCK!!!
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What do ya mean a job?

Licking your balls, sniffing your own farts and waiting patiently to hurl abuse at the postman is a full time occupation or so my 2 unemployed mooches told me.

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Mine said that was his hobby ^^^^^^ then barked out JOB? ruff ruff whats that>? then he proceeded to lick his tip clean... :chin:
 
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