This is what I deal with daily

[Eureka Springs Organics]

So I get a call from a guy, and he is wanting to know about our cottonseed meal. He asks if it is meant for human consumption. I replied that we only sell things for gardening purposes. Then he rephrases the same question and asks the same thing. This went on for a bit.

Then he asks me if I know the health benefits of it? I said no I only sell it for gardening purposes. He then says I heard it is really good for constipation.

This happens on a daily basis. It's hard not to laugh while on the phone with them.

 

[canna woop!]

Please don't eat cotton seed meal. It would be like having a doughnut from one of those chain stores. Unhealthy at least

 

[Stoner4Life]

once it's determined that they're not potential customers I'd recommend a whole can of cream style corn and the NY Times Sunday newspaper.......


done deal.

 

[blastfrompast]

or send them to the pharmacy for some Colyte and mix up a nasty jug.... HOLY FAWK that shit works.....

Clean as a whistle in about 2 hours......

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

once it's determined that they're not potential customers I'd recommend a whole can of cream style corn and the NY Times Sunday newspaper.......


done deal.

HA! short and sweet, and totally on point! Although I would wonder if handing them a basic reading comprehension text would be recommended before sending them in the Times direction.

 

[supermanlives]

hopefully you can toke at work. then its all funny