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THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT!!! (MAYBE NOT)

accessndx

♫All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom..
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110617/sc_livescience/steakmadefromhumanexcrementisitsafe;_ylt=AvzzfaEIw87.JSdNIpweU7oXIr0F;_ylu=X3oDMTQ2aWprNmdvBGFzc2V0A2xpdmVzY2llbmNlLzIwMTEwNjE3L3N0ZWFrbWFkZWZyb21odW1hbmV4Y3JlbWVudGlzaXRzYWZlBGNjb2RlA3RvcGdtcHRvcDIwMHBvb2wEY3BvcwM1BHBvcwM1BHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcmllcwRzbGsDc3RlYWttYWRlZnJv

Steak Made from Human Excrement: Is It Safe?
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The mere idea is stomach-churning: creating food from human feces.

But researchers in Japan say they have done just that. They have synthesized meat from proteins found in human waste, according to news reports.

While the concept of chowing down on steak derived from poop may not exactly be appetizing, we wondered: is this meat safe?

In theory, yes, experts say. But the meat must be cooked, which will kill any noxious pathogens before you eat it.

"In the food safety world we say, 'don't eat poop,'" said Douglas Powell, a professor of food safety at Kansas State University. "But if you're going to, make sure it's cooked."

The Japanese researchers isolated proteins from bacteria in sewage. The poop-meat concoction is prepared by extracting the basic elements of food — protein, carbohydrates and fats — and recombining them.

The meat is made from 63 percent proteins, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids and 9 percent minerals, according to Digital Trends. Soy protein is added to the mix to increase the flavor, and food coloring is used to make the product appear red.

The researchers came up with the idea after Tokyo Sewage asked them to figure out a use for the abundance of sewage in mud, Digital Trends says.

Powell is not familiar with the researchers' method, but said he guesses that they are first heat-treating the sewage before they reap its resources.

Powell said the idea is not all that different from eating plants that have been fertilized with manure or other excrement, because the nutrients in the poop become part of the plants.

"Theoretically, there's nothing wrong with this," Powell said. "It could be quite safe to eat, but I'm sure there's a yuck factor there," he said.

However, Powell said there is the potential for cross contamination in the laboratory where the poop meat is made. That's why it's a good thing the meat will eventually be cooked.

But what if the final product was not going to be cooked?

"I wouldn’t touch it, " Powell said.
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krunchbubble

Dear Haters, I Have So Much More For You To Be Mad
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aint that some shit......

how can you make an edible food from something our body already shit out as waste?

fucking Japanese, go figure out how to make sure your nuclear power plants don't melt down and not worry about making shit burgers.....
 

accessndx

♫All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom..
Veteran
They totally DON'T have their priorities straight bro....LMAO! You're friggin right...if they put 1/10th the effort they expended making shit-steak into a nuclear reactor that could withstand earthquakes.....they wouldn't be glowing at night.
 

ROJO145

Active member
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Dogs will eat shit because its still high in protein,cat shit must be a seafood snack!Were not that far away,Soylent Green baby!!
 
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guest86120975

I'm too high to read all of that but let me guess some Asians came up with this
 

Pseudo

just do it
Veteran
anyone want a Japanese steak?

anyone want a Japanese steak?

ran across this on fark via yahoo news, im really glad im not japanese, hope monsanto doesnt get any ideas...

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.

Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.

The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.

Waste not; want not.
 
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CLOWD11

Its probably radioactive as well.
Those fkn japs eat anything that moves, fancy having a monkey looking at you while you scoop out its brain to eat while its alive? Fkn barbaric arsholes can keep their shit steak!
 

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