'The know ur australian when' thread..

[the_coota]

1. You pronounce melbourne as "Mel-Bin".
2. You believe stubbies can either be worn or drunk.
3. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather then use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.
4. You believe the "I" in "Australia" is optional.
5. You have no problem translating "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Macca's".
6. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
7. You're secretly proud of all killer wildlife.
8. You understand Wagga Wagga can be abbreviated to Wagga, but Woy Woy cannot be called Woy.
9. You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian.. until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.
10. You know certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of - The Angels' Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?
11. You believe, as an article of faith, that Wagon Wheels are shrinking with every passing year.
12. You understand "you" has a plural and its "youse" as in "youse ****s".

 

[Dakuta]

You Southern Fairy Redneck.

 

[the_coota]

You know ur Australian when you wouldn't hesitate to belt a tosser like the one above if u saw him at the pub

 

[Joeski]

haha good one coota.. u know ur aussie when u smoke tobacco in your weed and pull man sized bongs..

 

[kezz]

You know ur Australian when you wouldn't hesitate to belt a tosser like the one above if u saw him at the pub

Indeed,i'm glad i'm not the only one that feels the same LMFAO.

 

[High Country]

When you get off a Boing 747 in the middle of summer after going through a northern winter, it's 43C, the women are hot and tanned, the VB is cold and doesn't touch the sides, and you think to yourself, GREAT TO BE HOME.

 

[forester]

When you're on a trip to the footy and your mates piss off in the minibus while you're taking a piss near Wangaratta and make you walk to Glenrowan Macca's.... Fucking CATS!!!!

 

[the_red_bull]

I'm not aussie but I have aussie friends.

When you hate Fosters but you tell Americans it's good

... I can't think of anything besides Paul Hogan and Vegemite for some damn reason. And BTW they're not prawns they're SHRIMP DAMMIT.

 

[Craven_au]

your only 30 and you use the phrase back in the day

 

[Chamba]

5. You have no problem translating "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Macca's".

Please allow me translate "Daryl and Sharon played AC/DC on the way to McDonalds"

 

[darwinsbulldog]

when you have a fully sick lowered commodore with two steelies on the back and the personlised number plate "MUZBOY", "HOONER", "MULLET1", etc...

when you have the southern cross tattooed incorrectly (backwards) on you...

 

[BENJI]

Thread re-opened please keep it on topic and clean people and ignore the said member who started this mess, next time report the post and I or the other mods will deal with it appropriately i know its hard when you see posts like that but we have rules here follow so threads don't get filled with junk...

Cheers,,,Benji...

 

[BENJI]

haha good one coota.. u know ur aussie when u smoke tobacco in your weed and pull man sized bongs.

Tobacco in your weed i just dont see the point why not have a cone then a cigarette...

 

[ScrubNinja]

When you get arrested for having Simpsons porn on your computer

When you have to spread some rep before giving it to BENJI again

 

[Donald Mallard]

When all your mates names end in "o" ...
johno ,, robo ,, dono , beno ...

 

[Craven_au]

When you get arrested for having Simpsons porn on your computer

When you have to spread some rep before giving it to BENJI again

Simpsons porn i hope your kidding

K+ Benji

 

[High Country]

Thread re-opened please keep it on topic and clean people and ignore the said member who started this mess, next time report the post and I or the other mods will deal with it appropriately i know its hard when you see posts like that but we have rules here follow so threads don't get filled with junk...

Cheers,,,Benji...

Thanks Benji, I've calmed down now.

 

[High Country]

When this shit is happening in your backyard, 2006. Taken from my place.

BUSHFIRE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL

EMBER ATTACK IS NOW HAPPENING, FIRE IS NOW HUGE AND MOVING FAST, ABOUT TO SET OFF THE WATER DELUGE SYSTEM, THINKING ABOUT A WAY OUT

ELVIS TO THE RESCUE

Survived, never want to see that again, but it's a part of summer in this particular area. Eternally vigilant for fire in the hot summer months.

 

[BENJI]

When all your mates names end in "o" ...
johno ,, robo ,, dono , beno ...

Hehe Donald you forgot the most important one of all and my favourite Thomo..!!!

 

[Chamba]

Hehe Donald you forgot the most important one of all and my favourite Thomo..!!!

don't forget Jacko & Davo, ...and the list goes on

and there's the names that end in an "a"....Bazza, Gazza, Wazza etc etc