Pffft, you 'ad a stick. When ah worra lad, we ad ter chew on us own legs and pretend. And we were bloody grateful. Mum and Dad didn't even 'av legs, and they just chewed the air. You know when you tease yer dog by pretending to chuck the stick, but really keep hold of it...That wer all Mam n Dad got to do, and they enjoyed it. Aaaardship, aaaaardship, you younguns don't know t'meanin o t'word.