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There is a common misconception that the further back in time you go, the more polite, restrained and principled people were. Not true. The Victorians got their rocks off in bawdy whore-houses, Medieval Europe was clearly awash with S&M inspired ‘torture’ and the Romans… well, see for yourself.
Plautus – Amphityron
Quando mecum pariter potant, pariter scortari solent, Hanc quidem, quam nactus, praedam pariter cum illis partiam.
When they go out drinking and whoring, I'll certainly want a piece of that action myself.
We say: Yes, hold on to yourself Plautus. We all want in on the action, but keep it stum, yeah?
Martial – ‘The Nose’, VI.36
Mentula tam magna est, tantus tibi, Papyle, nasus
ut possis, quotiens arrigis, olfacere.
Your penis and your nose are so large, Papylus,
that you can smell it whenever you have an erection.
We say: This ditty is as nauseating as it is funny. Having said that, we are curious to see a picture of said Papylus. He must have been one weird looking guy.
Horace – Sermones, I.8, l.46
Nam, displosa sonat quantum vesica, pepedi diffissa nate ficus. . .
From my cleft bum of fig-tree wood I let out a fart, which made as great an explosion as a burst bladder.
We say: All right Horace, keep it to yourself. Please.
Catullus - 23
Culus tibi purior salillo est, nec toto decies cacas in anno.
Your arse is purer than a salt-cellar; you probably only take a dump ten times a year.
We say: Yes, this is good clean Latin fun – only question is, what exactly was Catullus doing looking inside her ass?
Catullus – 16
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,?Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi, qui me ex versiculis meis putastis, quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
I will sodomise and orally violate you, poofter Aurelius and pervert Furius, because you thought me indecent and my poems somewhat sissified.
We say: Probably one of the most terrifying historical come-backs ever…
Plautus – Amphityron
Quando mecum pariter potant, pariter scortari solent, Hanc quidem, quam nactus, praedam pariter cum illis partiam.
When they go out drinking and whoring, I'll certainly want a piece of that action myself.
We say: Yes, hold on to yourself Plautus. We all want in on the action, but keep it stum, yeah?
Martial – ‘The Nose’, VI.36
Mentula tam magna est, tantus tibi, Papyle, nasus
ut possis, quotiens arrigis, olfacere.
Your penis and your nose are so large, Papylus,
that you can smell it whenever you have an erection.
We say: This ditty is as nauseating as it is funny. Having said that, we are curious to see a picture of said Papylus. He must have been one weird looking guy.
Horace – Sermones, I.8, l.46
Nam, displosa sonat quantum vesica, pepedi diffissa nate ficus. . .
From my cleft bum of fig-tree wood I let out a fart, which made as great an explosion as a burst bladder.
We say: All right Horace, keep it to yourself. Please.
Catullus - 23
Culus tibi purior salillo est, nec toto decies cacas in anno.
Your arse is purer than a salt-cellar; you probably only take a dump ten times a year.
We say: Yes, this is good clean Latin fun – only question is, what exactly was Catullus doing looking inside her ass?
Catullus – 16
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,?Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi, qui me ex versiculis meis putastis, quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
I will sodomise and orally violate you, poofter Aurelius and pervert Furius, because you thought me indecent and my poems somewhat sissified.
We say: Probably one of the most terrifying historical come-backs ever…
OH dear god. I have to post one more.
pic 4 and the last one.........I havent laughed that hard in a long time
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