squirrel wrestling for fun and...well, no profit, but LOTS of excitement! cleaning out my outbuilding today for summer fun, started seeing feathers, paper bits everywhere. "what the... ???" went to pull a bucket off of my cabinet & heard something... ??? about this time, I get a glimpse of something just as it leaps at me! fucking squirrel bounces off of my head, lands on my chest, and runs three laps around my body while I'm thrashing around trying to knock it off of me. on the 4th go-round, it sees its opening and leaps for the door and makes its escape. the entire time, my damned "faithful dog" is standing there with her tongue lolling out enjoying the excitement. just as well that she didn't get involved or I would have probably have gotten dog-bit as well as squirrel-scratched in a rather curious pattern between my waist and chest...