Shameless cannabis marketing... Douchebag awards!

[moses wellfleet]

This gets my vote. Advanced nutrients badass ballast, years old now but still easily takes home the trophy!!

 

[moses wellfleet]

5 years later and nominations for this award are too numerous to mention…

 

[revegeta666]

5 years later and nominations for this award are too numerous to mention…

Exactly, so many douchebags that it would be rude to mention just a few.

In any case my nomination goes for every "breeder" who releases 10-15 new strains every year and expect people to believe they actually are working the strains and testing their seeds. Again, too many to mention just a few.

 

[goingrey]

Exactly, so many douchebags that it would be rude to mention just a few.

In any case my nomination goes for every "breeder" who releases 10-15 new strains every year and expect people to believe they actually are working the strains and testing their seeds. Again, too many to mention just a few.

I don't think they expect people to believe that. They just expect that people don't care. And they don't.

 

[moses wellfleet]

I don't think they expect people to believe that. They just expect that people don't care. And they don't.

Right as long as 15 strains are dessert names breeder is assured sales.

 

[chilliwilli]

Right as long as 15 strains are dessert names breeder is assured sales.

Lol these days, who knows what the hype will be in 5 years.

 

[St. Phatty]

Right as long as 15 strains are dessert names breeder is assured sales.

Does it help if the names Rhyme, like Chunky Skunky ?

 

[moses wellfleet]

Does it help if the names Rhyme, like Chunky Skunky ?

Shut up take my money… unleash the pollen!!

 

[zaprjaques]

Looking forward to 5 years from now.
Maybe the names change from desserts to something more disgusting. Real avant garde breeding.
DPUC (Dead Prostitute Under the Couch), cross of WCSS (West Coast Sour Smegma) Hobo in the heat cut x GSM (German Scheiss Movie).
delish.

 

[moses wellfleet]

Looking forward to 5 years from now.
Maybe the names change from desserts to something more disgusting. Real avant garde breeding.
DPUC (Dead Prostitute Under the Couch), cross of WCSS (West Coast Sour Smegma) Hobo in the heat cut x GSM (German Scheiss Movie).
delish.

Please don’t give us a list of the terpenes in those flavours.

 

[chilliwilli]

Looking forward to 5 years from now.
Maybe the names change from desserts to something more disgusting. Real avant garde breeding.
DPUC (Dead Prostitute Under the Couch), cross of WCSS (West Coast Sour Smegma) Hobo in the heat cut x GSM (German Scheiss Movie).
delish.

So DPUC x WCSS would be hooker breath?

 

[zaprjaques]

So DPUC x WCSS would be hooker breath?

for shizzle.
look out for the crackhoe pheno.

edit:
also in the works, Geriatric Diaper, Hooker Breath x Hawaiian Catpiss for that oldschool flavour.

 

[St. Phatty]

I would like to see More Imaginative Names.

Instead of Cat Piss - Pussy Juice ?

Not just Chunky Skunky - Hunky Chunky Monkey Skunky.

A good Cannabis name sounds like a 7 year old who was force fed Expresso.

 

[zaprjaques]

Pussy Juice

by the pint

 

[Jellyfish]

I saw strains in Michigan named Gym Bagg and Garlic Breath, for real.

 

[pop_rocks]

is j'fish back?!

 

[Ca++]

When will be have star trec names?

Enterprise weed
Deep space
Cling-on
Final frontier
Nemesis
borg

 

[goingrey]

When will be have star trec names?

Enterprise weed
Deep space
Cling-on
Final frontier
Nemesis
borg

There's Romulan.

 

[chilliwilli]

When will be have star trec names?

Enterprise weed
Deep space
Cling-on
Final frontier
Nemesis
borg

There's Romulan.

and star trek and 7 of 9

 

[Ringodoggie]

I think any advertisement boasting over 15% THC is the same as advertising a fine French Bordeaux or a wonderful California Reserve wine as, "ENHANCED WITH GRAIN ALCOHOL TO AN 85% ALCOHOL CONTENT".

Yummy.