Really Cool Quotes

[Seve]

"Here's to the confusion of our enemies!'' -Frank Sinatra (an excellent toast, but i also like "to our enemies enemies!")

"We are not pimps and whores; we are the fathers and mothers of civilization being pimped by the system and treated like whores." (sorry i forgot who it was from, some black reverend. haha)

"Mary was raped by a Roman soldier." -my grandma (my personal favorite. my mom asked my grandma who jesus' father was during a bible study. maybe in her old senile age she has some insight?)

"Be yourself, because you might find yourself." -me

 

[mandingo]

Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Vizzini the Sicilian, from The Princess Bride.

 

[MelT]

"Life is a poor joke - and quickly told"

MelT

 

[Vash]

If you're living in a glasshouse, don't throw no stones.

 

[ItsGrowTime]

Im a fan of quotes of America's Founding Fathers. Theres some serious knowledge in them and they are as true today as 230 years ago.

Ben Franklin:
"Fish and visitors smell within 3 days."
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (SO TRUE THESE DAYS!)

Thomas Jefferson:
"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." (TJ *hated* newspapers)
"The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive."

 

[Chamba]

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. Mae West

 

[Chamba]

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

Oscar Wilde

 

[Chamba]

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

Oscar wilde

 

[Chamba]

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Oscar Wilde

 

[Jimmy_Shelter]

"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical." Yogi Berra

 

[TBug]

"They're ALL the same!" .....My ol' buddy Gus...form WAAAaaaay back!

Peace all, bugout

 

[HerbanLegend]

my signature..

Now if only I could copy and paste the whole book

 

[qwerty]

Bringing it back.

"Pray for sunshine, prepare for rain"

 

[steppinRazor]

This goes out to my Brooklyn crew
Represtin all the freaky bitchs
Fuckin'em all day and fuckin'em all night
We don't love these hoes

 

[gogoplata420]

If you're living in a glasshouse, don't throw no stones.

"how about we dont throw stones... ever"

 

[Don Dump]

"I've come to realize, there is a god, he just doesn't have a beard or anything" - Jason Ellis

 

[Aeroguerilla]

"Remember Jimmy Mackaway on the yard used to say, If you wanna be making moves on the street, have no attachments, have nothing in your life you cannot walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner..."

 

[Slim Pickens]

'Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.' P. J. O'Rourke

 

[Joe Hawkins]

Birds of a feather shouldn't throw stones at empty vessels who live in glass houses
Joe Hawkins

 

[qwerty]

"To succeed you have to believe in something with such a passion that it becomes a reality."