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Prostitution, pot legalization In Detroit?

RetroGrow

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"Could Detroit be the new Amsterdam -- a city where prostitution and marijuana are both legalized to help attract young people and turn the troubled city’s prospects around?

Why not, barrister and occasional mayoral candidate Geoffrey Fieger said during a taping of “Michigan Matters” on what he would do if he walked in Detroit Mayor Dave Bing’s shoes and tried to address the city’s woes.

“I could turn it around in five minutes,” Fieger said.

“I’d shovel the snow and I’d clean the streets and parks. Then, I’d tell the police department to leave marijuana alone and don’t spend one dime trying to enforce marijuana laws. I also would not enforce prostitution laws and I’d make us the new Amsterdam.”"

http://www.freep.com/article/201104...ion-could-make-Detroit-attractive-Fieger-says

If this goes through, I'm moving to Detroit!
Hookers & Herb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Anti

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I had a girlfriend once who asked me how she could make my day better. I said pack me a bowl, bring me some ice cream and then blow me while I eat ice cream, smoke herb and watch porn.

She did.

Gotta love them girls. :)
 

RetroGrow

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I had a girlfriend once who asked me how she could make my day better. I said pack me a bowl, bring me some ice cream and then blow me while I eat ice cream, smoke herb and watch porn.

She did.

Gotta love them girls. :)

I get that, but what's in it for her?
 

pearlemae

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That would be the only way I might even consider going to Detroit. No offence to the Michiganers but Detroit even in the good time wasn't my cuppa tea.
 

CannaBunkerMan

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I had a girlfriend once who asked me how she could make my day better. I said pack me a bowl, bring me some ice cream and then blow me while I eat ice cream, smoke herb and watch porn.

She did.

Gotta love them girls. :)

I can't even get "them girls" to turn on the TV for me. With the remote.
 

mean mr.mustard

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Detroit should preemptively stage nonjunkie areas so there won't be any confusion as to planning and layout for the redlight district.
 

RetroGrow

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The only problem in Detroit is, if you had a dispensary or the like, it would most likely get jacked by the desperadoes who inhabit it.
 

Preacher

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"Could Detroit be the new Amsterdam -- a city where prostitution and marijuana are both legalized to help attract young people and turn the troubled city’s prospects around?

Why not, barrister and occasional mayoral candidate Geoffrey Fieger said during a taping of “Michigan Matters” on what he would do if he walked in Detroit Mayor Dave Bing’s shoes and tried to address the city’s woes.

“I could turn it around in five minutes,” Fieger said.

“I’d shovel the snow and I’d clean the streets and parks. Then, I’d tell the police department to leave marijuana alone and don’t spend one dime trying to enforce marijuana laws. I also would not enforce prostitution laws and I’d make us the new Amsterdam.”"

http://www.freep.com/article/201104...ion-could-make-Detroit-attractive-Fieger-says

If this goes through, I'm moving to Detroit!
Hookers & Herb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's a pretty great candidate, I don't know how this thread could get any better...
I had a girlfriend once who asked me how she could make my day better. I said pack me a bowl, bring me some ice cream and then blow me while I eat ice cream, smoke herb and watch porn.

She did.

Gotta love them girls. :)
Well then. Nicely played.
 

danut

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The only problem in Detroit is, if you had a dispensary or the like, it would most likely get jacked by the desperadoes who inhabit it.

Chuckle .. Michigan already has about 150 dispensaries up and running. Several in Detroit already.

I've never been jacked and don't know anyone that has .. Pretty sure that the anti folks would have made hay with headlines about people getting jacked.

There was one place in Ann Arbor that got robbed. The people got caught on site. One guy got 30 years for ripping a dispensary.

So the ripps do take place, I guess. Just not very often.
 

Hash Zeppelin

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Fuck Ya Detroit 2020

Fuck Ya Detroit 2020

^I would love it if the Motor City became the Motor Boat City. because nothing calls for motor boating like getting high and finding big tittied prostitutes. Detroit would be just like Heavy Metal

I just couldnt get enough of your rockin tits
OK one more just to get the Detroit muscle car in the picture. Also the complete desert desolation... because nothing is going to fix Detroit especially after global warming. lol
 
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Tuhder

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WTF is Jeff talking about? Enforcing weed and hoe laws are not a priority in the city of Detroit today, right now, they could give a fuck less. Place is a fuckin shit hole and pretty much lawless anyways.

What? He thinks making weed and hoes "official" is gonna change somthing? GTFOH, Its one of thee most undesirable places to be...Period. I'd love to see people flooding into the city cause weed is legal....then watch everyone flood right back out because it simply is not hospitable. SW Detroit should be condemned, I feel so bad for the children that have to live there.

Now if you level the City and start rebuilding with weed legal then you might have something. Or just have every grandma in the world start knitting quilts so we can cover the whole fuckin city up with them.

The quilting initiative, I might be onto something!
 

Centrum

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Makes you wonder if more then half the population has left where did they move ?
 

Tuhder

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Atlanta.

You can really tell who the people are that live close to Detroit, The sediment is exactly the same. The people of Michigan are ashamed of that city.

Its sad to see Jeff trying to come up with ways to save the city, It will not be saved.....Its fallen.

I would try to save New Orleans before Detroit and NO is a death trap waiting for that perfect storm to end the city for good. I wish we had hurricanes in Detroit, because it needs a wrecking machine.
 

PoopyTeaBags

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lol detroit is a third world country america acts like its not part of the USA.... its a shit whole for sure....
 

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