Post your limerick here !!!

[hoosierdaddy]

There was an old lady from Brewstah,
She had nine hens and a roostah,
The roostah died, the old lady cried,
Cause the hens didn't lay like they usedtah.

 

[EvilRaven1031]

If judged by the lovers I keep
Then I ought to be dug six feet deep
for i'm never alone
with my bone in a bone
plus it's healthy, it's fun, and it's cheap

 

[kmk420kali]

no more rhymes, I mean-it!
does anyone want a peanut?

There once was a guy named Peanut
His wife it was rumored had "She-Nuts"
He had a device, that tickled them thrice...
Now the both lived real nice, maybe Deluxe!!

 

[Stoner4Life]

We once got some hash from Bombay
how we got it I'm not gonna say,
we stoked up the pipes
and gasped "holy cripes"
this shit tastes alot like old hay.

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There once was a stoner Dru
her stash was kept hidden from view,
but whilst out on the town
Oh! she'd party on down
pulling out joints for me, you and you.

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Much joy in the mailbox today
the beans have arrived from SeedBay,
I've spread them about
to watch them all sprout
now for big harvest I surely will pray.
~S4L~

 

[Don Cotyle]

These are great, keep em comeing!

 

[older toker]

There was a young man from Lachine
Who invented a sexual machine
Both concave and convex
It could serve either sex
Entertaining itself in between

 

[EvilRaven1031]

A fifteen year-old necrophile
said he'd dig six feet or a mile
for he had a cold passion
for the fetish in fashion
And the living had gone out of style!

 

[DocLeaf]

"I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me sir, whose dog are you?"

*epigram written by Pope for the collar of the Prince of Wales' dog.

 

[EvilRaven1031]

A coke feind and a confirmed lush
Has only a button to push
so we'll glow in the dark;
someone get a narc:
DEA save us from this Bush!

 

[CANNACO-OP]

there was a young man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin,as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a c*nt I could fuck it

was the * necessary?

 

[simple green]

They call me simple green,
I aint to drama queen
I wanna follow the dead on tour,
50 posts already! Yeah I'm a whore.......

 

[KharmaGirl]

You can stop, you get an avatar at 50, when the counter updates.

 

[PlanitGrowit]

Currency is the current see
like the current to the sea
beware of false profits
dead presidents live in our pockets
Its a govern-mentality. pg

 

[h^2 O]

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save

There once was a Senator from Mass
who was searchin around for a Lass;
He lucked out and found it;
He fucked up and drowned it.
And That was the end of HIS ass

There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air

 

[moses wellfleet]

On the bridge overlooking the ravine
Archibald was doing Kathleen
The force of his thrust
Turned the whole bridge to dust
The worst fucking disaster yet seen

 

[moses wellfleet]

We once got some hash from Bombay
how we got it I'm not gonna say,
we stoked up the pipes
and gasped "holy cripes"
this shit tastes alot like old hay.

==============================

There once was a stoner Dru
her stash was kept hidden from view,
but whilst out on the town
Oh! she'd party on down
pulling out joints for me, you and you.

==============================

Much joy in the mailbox today
the beans have arrived from SeedBay,
I've spread them about
to watch them all sprout
now for big harvest I surely will pray.
~S4L~

Ah our old friend...

 

[FletchF.Fletch]

There was a seed that would not Grow
Because it was planted too Low
I watered and waited and even debated
About digging it up don't you know

 

[moses wellfleet]

There was a young lady named Janet
One of the worst sluts on the planet
When the sun went down
She fucked the whole town
That can't be your sister, can it?

 

[Guest]

Written on the side of the Alaska Hwy, in Tok Jct. Alaska (pronounced Toke Junction), hitch-hiking, about 1980, at the end of my friend's driveway, waiting on a ride for about 3 days, even offering free beer, which we ended up drinking...

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An unlucky bloke
was stranded in Tok
and found to his dismay
there was no hope
he was out of dope
and had no more money to pay

 

[Sunshineinabag]

There was a young Lady from Exiter
and all the young men threw their sex at her.
So just to be rude,
she lay in the nude.
While her a parrot a pervert took pecks at her!

There once was a man from nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
As he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a snatch I would fuk it