Hey friends,
Just wanna share how I just probably lost my driving license two days ago.
I was attending a really cool music festival. Friday night was awesome, good vibes, and everybody smoking good ganja. We got lucky to score some nice Masterkush, and made friend with the dealer that couldn't believe I told him it was masterkush before he told me. Yihaa !
Anyway, getting a bit drunk as well, french tradition. Got to bed at 3am, wake up at 10. Leaving on the saturday, we smoked our last joint at 12 30.
I refused few joints for the first time in my life in order to look perfect when driving, having heard of many tests there...
We left the festival at 5 30 pm, after a nap. On the way out, we were looking for the road, when we encounter a police patrol.
They asked me if I had drunk, I told them yes. Of course I had stopped 20 hours before, so the ethylotest was clear. Then they asked me If I had used forbidden substances, which I said no.
"please get out of the car sir, we're gonna see that"
Next thing I know, I am closing my eyes, with my arms straight, and my head back. Sir, you have used cannabis. WTF ? I just wake up from a nap, got really drunk the night before, and I am not high. I told them how could they possibly tell from that.
So i know I am screwed. Direction the police station for a pee test. I know I am even more screwed. I had brush my teeth, used coke (the drink) to clean up my mouth in case of a saliva test. But pee... wow.
Arriving at the station, I got in a queue with 3 young guys, going to the toilets to pee.
Five minutes later, the policeman is dipping a test in my pee, which end up positive to THC. WTF I say, I do not use cannabis nor consume it. ^^
I am sitting down in a police station where the policemen are laughing lowdly, joking on a weed grinder that half of them as never seen.So now I am screwed, time to start educating and yieling.
"Could you please remain calm" I say to those 4 policemen laughing.
"You are just fucking up some life of guys that won't be able to go to work anymore, and you re just laughing out loud like 2 years old morons.
One policeman replied to me, pretty angry, " you know men it is all your fault you shouldnt have consumed drugs before taking your car"
And of course I denied smoking for a while, so I told him fuck you take presumption of innocence in account, I did not smoked before taking the car and I told you that already.
end of discussion, at least they stop laughing.
Then, time for a blood sample. A pretty, young doctor (female obviously^^) come and take me in a room.
She asked me few questions, and does few random test.
Then comes the "what did you consume"
I had been thinking about it till the police stopped me, trying to find the smartest move.
So I say, I didn't used any drugs before taking the wheel, but I do use Hemp seed oil on a large scale to treat allergies, eczema and for my well being.
First question of the doctor : How do you spell Hemp ? OMG ! she has studied 11 years, doing drug testing, and doesn't know how to spell hemp. But she is cute so I can t really be angry at her.
So we start talking and she told me that if indeed I have used large doses of hemp, my blood test should come very low so I should not worry about my license.
Obviously, she has no idea that any trace of THC detectable will get you a driving license suspension ! So I start explaining to hear that the test she is doing will get anybody who have used cannabis in the past 3 weeks his license out. She was just astonished. She had no idea that the 20 guys she just saw where gonna loose their driving license. She has studied medicine for 11 years and doesn't know anything about cannabis. Aouch.
So after making her very uncomfortable, time for a policeman to start taking my statement....
Just wanna share how I just probably lost my driving license two days ago.
I was attending a really cool music festival. Friday night was awesome, good vibes, and everybody smoking good ganja. We got lucky to score some nice Masterkush, and made friend with the dealer that couldn't believe I told him it was masterkush before he told me. Yihaa !
Anyway, getting a bit drunk as well, french tradition. Got to bed at 3am, wake up at 10. Leaving on the saturday, we smoked our last joint at 12 30.
I refused few joints for the first time in my life in order to look perfect when driving, having heard of many tests there...
We left the festival at 5 30 pm, after a nap. On the way out, we were looking for the road, when we encounter a police patrol.
They asked me if I had drunk, I told them yes. Of course I had stopped 20 hours before, so the ethylotest was clear. Then they asked me If I had used forbidden substances, which I said no.
"please get out of the car sir, we're gonna see that"
Next thing I know, I am closing my eyes, with my arms straight, and my head back. Sir, you have used cannabis. WTF ? I just wake up from a nap, got really drunk the night before, and I am not high. I told them how could they possibly tell from that.
So i know I am screwed. Direction the police station for a pee test. I know I am even more screwed. I had brush my teeth, used coke (the drink) to clean up my mouth in case of a saliva test. But pee... wow.
Arriving at the station, I got in a queue with 3 young guys, going to the toilets to pee.
Five minutes later, the policeman is dipping a test in my pee, which end up positive to THC. WTF I say, I do not use cannabis nor consume it. ^^
I am sitting down in a police station where the policemen are laughing lowdly, joking on a weed grinder that half of them as never seen.So now I am screwed, time to start educating and yieling.
"Could you please remain calm" I say to those 4 policemen laughing.
"You are just fucking up some life of guys that won't be able to go to work anymore, and you re just laughing out loud like 2 years old morons.
One policeman replied to me, pretty angry, " you know men it is all your fault you shouldnt have consumed drugs before taking your car"
And of course I denied smoking for a while, so I told him fuck you take presumption of innocence in account, I did not smoked before taking the car and I told you that already.
end of discussion, at least they stop laughing.
Then, time for a blood sample. A pretty, young doctor (female obviously^^) come and take me in a room.
She asked me few questions, and does few random test.
Then comes the "what did you consume"
I had been thinking about it till the police stopped me, trying to find the smartest move.
So I say, I didn't used any drugs before taking the wheel, but I do use Hemp seed oil on a large scale to treat allergies, eczema and for my well being.
First question of the doctor : How do you spell Hemp ? OMG ! she has studied 11 years, doing drug testing, and doesn't know how to spell hemp. But she is cute so I can t really be angry at her.
So we start talking and she told me that if indeed I have used large doses of hemp, my blood test should come very low so I should not worry about my license.
Obviously, she has no idea that any trace of THC detectable will get you a driving license suspension ! So I start explaining to hear that the test she is doing will get anybody who have used cannabis in the past 3 weeks his license out. She was just astonished. She had no idea that the 20 guys she just saw where gonna loose their driving license. She has studied medicine for 11 years and doesn't know anything about cannabis. Aouch.
So after making her very uncomfortable, time for a policeman to start taking my statement....