Buy 6 packs of bacon and constanly have some cooking in the pan, It'l cover the weed and you'll have aprx. 27 blt's to eat after they leave and you get high win win
eat a bunch of spicy take-out indian food and leave the empty containers laying around in the kitchen for a day or two. i found that out accidentally after a "lost weekend" on the couch with the bowl
I hope I can move into a house sometime soon...even if I am legal, it would be nice to know that I don't have to worry about nosey neighbors, handymen, or landlords