Misquoted Song Lyrics

[Eighths-n-Aces]

Livin' easy
Lovin' free
Season ticket on a one way ride
Askin' nothin'
Leave me be
Takin' everythin' in my stride
Don't need reason
Don't need rhyme
Ain't nothin' that I'd rather do
Goin' down
Party time
My friends are gonna be there too

........ after about 2 days of listening to some yayhoo on a job sight sing the third line (and you can't make this shit up) " she's a nigger on a one way ride" i had to tell him what the lyrics really were.

guy looked at me like a cow does at a passing train and said " but that doesn't make any sense".

how the fuck do you argue with that logic?

 

[Laurc76]

I have a song...anyone ? anyone ?

 

[brickweeder]

Here's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot..."If you need a car or truck, pussy cow..."

 

[buzzmobile]

Tequila Sunrise line "Wonder why the right words never come, you just get numb" turned into "Wonder why the night winds never come, they just go on" when my wife belted it out one fine day.
LOL

 

[CannaRed]

The mother of a girl I dated in high school thought "jungle boogie" was "jungle bunny"