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Another Cali fraud, claiming to have invented the wheel.

Can't post what I've written about TJ Martin. Lawyer says to save it for the court.


*Pretends to research Cannabis. Only does marketing.

*Pretends to have discovered Cannabis volatiles that were characterized 1.25 centuries ago.

*Claims adding indole makes Marijuana gassy. Has no idea what gassy weed is.

*Has zero chemistry background, zero flavor background, relies on dangerous in vivo custie labrat trial and error sessions.

Abstrax is not a chemistry-sufficient flavor house. They are dangerous bathtub terplab cooks who have not even a basic day one grasp on organic chemistry.. Abstrax could not even identify terpenoid from non terpenoid compounds. Their "cannasulfurs" are an absurd claim that smoking literal baby shit is equal to babyshit-themed weed, that a Porta potty smells like some dank "funky" weed. That garlic bud lovers would like some Montréal steak seasoning in their bong. That someone who enjoys bad breath weed would also enjoy literal bad breath. This entire industry has COMPLETELY missed the boat.

Conversely you could hire an ice cream manufacturer to design Dogshit flavored desserts that people crave, that tastes amazing, like some sweet Dogshit bud, not a literal pile of dog shit, like Abstrax believes.

Abstrax and the other get rich quick pre legalization fly by night operations will be taken to court, I've documented every health issue that is arising from their fraudulent work. I urge anyone who knows all some using these products to stop. Class action will only get you $25. Does your fibrosis-suffering grandma know that's how much you value her? Your aunt with cancer who wants a vape pen? Your daughter who's been smoking "thca hemp" behind your back? Your okay with the payout?

These fake terp clowns will define the scary demonized pre legal era of Marijuana history. Even the "CDT" clowns. Cannabis derived?? Where? You grow two batches of weed, and destroy one batch to put its terps on the other batch? Why wouldn't you simply get rid of the shit batch, replace it with the terpy batch of weed.. How does growing 2 crops and doing the labor of transferring terps make any sense? It doesn't. It's not happening. There are no Cannabis terpenes, otherwise the shitty grows would simply hire the terpy growers and cut out all the clowns.


Nothing this industry does has made sense. Natural polymerized Cannabis terp compound do not break down into toxins. Fake ass Abstrax terps do break down into toxins. (The same toxins that many fraudulent growers produce in the grow room.)


Thanks for doing your part everyone. Legalization is happening to take Marijuana out of the hands of these dangerous, lying manipulating bearded flat bill frauds and their transcultural dope dealing buddies. There is not a single fake terp operation in the country who is qualified to do what they are doing.



"d-Limonene = sour lemon og because we get the citrus peels cheap"

"Um actually gassy weed smells like indole derivatives because no one will sell us airplane fuel for our Jetfuel OG CDT"


When everyone else's narrative is bullshit, you simply doll yours up and it becomes dogma? The boomer school of cults 101. Fuck the fake terp clowns.
 

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Another Cali fraud, claiming to have invented the wheel.

Can't post what I've written about TJ Martin. Lawyer says to save it for the court.


*Pretends to research Cannabis. Only does marketing.

*Pretends to have discovered Cannabis volatiles that were characterized 1.25 centuries ago.

*Claims adding indole makes Marijuana gassy. Has no idea what gassy weed is.

*Has zero chemistry background, zero flavor background, relies on dangerous in vivo custie labrat trial and error sessions.

Abstrax is not a chemistry-sufficient flavor house. They are dangerous bathtub terplab cooks who have not even a basic day one grasp on organic chemistry.. Abstrax could not even identify terpenoid from non terpenoid compounds. Their "cannasulfurs" are an absurd claim that smoking literal baby shit is equal to babyshit-themed weed, that a Porta potty smells like some dank "funky" weed. That garlic bud lovers would like some Montréal steak seasoning in their bong. That someone who enjoys bad breath weed would also enjoy literal bad breath. This entire industry has COMPLETELY missed the boat.

Conversely you could hire an ice cream manufacturer to design Dogshit flavored desserts that people crave, that tastes amazing, like some sweet Dogshit bud, not a literal pile of dog shit, like Abstrax believes.

Abstrax and the other get rich quick pre legalization fly by night operations will be taken to court, I've documented every health issue that is arising from their fraudulent work. I urge anyone who knows all some using these products to stop. Class action will only get you $25. Does your fibrosis-suffering grandma know that's how much you value her? Your aunt with cancer who wants a vape pen? Your daughter who's been smoking "thca hemp" behind your back? Your okay with the payout?

These fake terp clowns will define the scary demonized pre legal era of Marijuana history. Even the "CDT" clowns. Cannabis derived?? Where? You grow two batches of weed, and destroy one batch to put its terps on the other batch? Why wouldn't you simply get rid of the shit batch, replace it with the terpy batch of weed.. How does growing 2 crops and doing the labor of transferring terps make any sense? It doesn't. It's not happening. There are no Cannabis terpenes, otherwise the shitty grows would simply hire the terpy growers and cut out all the clowns.


Nothing this industry does has made sense. Natural polymerized Cannabis terp compound do not break down into toxins. Fake ass Abstrax terps do break down into toxins. (The same toxins that many fraudulent growers produce in the grow room.)


Thanks for doing your part everyone. Legalization is happening to take Marijuana out of the hands of these dangerous, lying manipulating bearded flat bill frauds and their transcultural dope dealing buddies. There is not a single fake terp operation in the country who is qualified to do what they are doing.



"d-Limonene = sour lemon og because we get the citrus peels cheap"

"Um actually gassy weed smells like indole derivatives because no one will sell us airplane fuel for our Jetfuel OG CDT"


When everyone else's narrative is bullshit, you simply doll yours up and it becomes dogma? The boomer school of cults 101. Fuck the fake terp clowns.
Everyone is getting in on the cannabis rush.
 

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