IBBWhat are the odds we can pull this compound off with guano, oyster shell, non-pyrolisized wood ash, a couple drops of Doctor Bronner's and some good ol' piss?
Get a young coconut (aka Thai coconut), cut off the top and remove the water and definitely keep that for another purpose. Take a spoon and scrape the coconut paste from the inside. Use that as your compound and you'll be giving your plants every possible PGR, Auxins, element, enzymes, etc.
For about $2.50 which would give you enough paste to do at least 10 plants.
HTH
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