inappropriate medical pot strain names

[SacredTHCRitual]

alright im not gonna get to huffin and puffin about this but for real


Herojuana?
Green Crack?

What other names have you seen that just don't seem to fit in the medical cannabis scene?

part of me used to think that okay maybe they named them that to show that people can just smoke weed instead of hard drugs

but then I thought well at least in southern california, crack and heroin are a huge problem, kind of inappropriate for the medical scene thats trying to appear legit naming our medicine as so

I used to all in to opiates and really it bugs the hell out of me to see a strain named that because I truely believe cannabis saved my body and mind from that shit so i guess its just a little discouraging

someone hit this up with your 2 cents
peace

 

[smokefrogg]

anything named after hard drugs
anything named after porn stuff
anything named after satan or the devil or whatever

things like that, i feel are lame

but whatever, i'm sure they are plenty out there that would think my naming schema would be lame as well, takes all kinds i guess

 

[Stoner4Life]

but then I thought well at least in southern california, crack and heroin are a huge problem, kind of inappropriate for the medical scene thats trying to appear legit naming our medicine as so

and so what if I informed you that neither 'Herijuana' nor 'Green Crack' were ever intended to be considered medicinal strains, that in itself seems to be your issue with the matter.......

 

[Clackamas Coot]

Sta-Bombed Pharmaceuticals?

 

[SacredTHCRitual]

and so what if I informed you that neither 'Herijuana' nor 'Green Crack' were ever intended to be considered medicinal strains, that in itself seems to be your issue with the matter.......

please elaborate

Sta-Bombed Pharmaceuticals?

wow..i can imagine what that is but...

is that a dispensary or what?

anything named after hard drugs
anything named after porn stuff
anything named after satan or the devil or whatever

things like that, i feel are lame

but whatever, i'm sure they are plenty out there that would think my naming schema would be lame as well, takes all kinds i guess

I feel ya dude, its just a negative connotation attached to a plant that is supposed to save.


My personal naming scheme would be boring too but honest, informative and to the point..

like having a naming system


quality x dominant smell x dominant lineage

example: kind x berry fruit x indica
kind x pine x sativa

Kind being what I like to see, imo "kind" or "primo" is reserved for where the grower, grew it, chopped/trimmed and cured it right.

 

[Clackamas Coot]

please elaborate

wow..i can imagine what that is but...

is that a dispensary or what?

Just a name of a group of idiots I was involved with circa 1987 or so. Considering the 'crew' and such it seemed appropriate at the time.

LOL

CC

 

[Old Soul]

Green Crack is just a nickname for the strain Cush. It just so happens that most people know it by the nickname, not the actual name. The story is that snoop dogg gave it that nickname so you should be upset with him for that one.

 

[Chong_Irie]

Stoner/ "high times" culture= green crack

Recreational came before the "medical" movement.

 

[Yes4Prop215]

damn i was gonna name my next OG cross "oxycontin OG kush" but i guess that wont be too well accepted will it?

 

[REZDOG]

Hmmmm....

Anything named with "vagina" in it = Fail.

Sour Vagina
Hash Vagina Plant
San Fernando Vagina OG Kush
Green Vagina Crack
Chemdog Vagina
Killer Vagina


....All of those.... Fail.


Just a thought.


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[Clackamas Coot]

The Vagina Monologues? - oh wait! That was a play!

My bad..........

 

[SacredTHCRitual]

Yes4Prop215,
haha
oh man I almost lost it when i heard that


Old Soul,
Snoop Dee OH double gizzle?
im not mad I just don't understand the reasoning
I used to love the little containers that the bud would come in
but now it kinda reminds me of crack vials and people smoking herb like fiends *wack*

Hmmmm....

Anything named with "vagina" in it = Fail.

Sour Vagina
Hash Vagina Plant
San Fernando Vagina OG Kush
Green Vagina Crack
Chemdog Vagina
Killer Vagina


....All of those.... Fail.


Just a thought.


. . . .

hahah what the Fuuhk
I thought I heard somebody talking about some places naming the strains like pussy kush but vagina????


Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
The Dude: Johnson?

 

[Chong_Irie]

when i come home from a long day at work and get some vagina i feel a lot better... isnt that medicinal??

 

[Clackamas Coot]

With my first wife it certainly was once she contracted a couple of STD's from her idiot boyfriend.

Buh-bye!

CC

 

[Chong_Irie]

ah the infamous Sour Vagina...

 

[SacredTHCRitual]

With my first wife it certainly was once she contracted a couple of STD's from her idiot boyfriend.

Buh-bye!

CC

eeek

can't imagine leaning in for a kiss or seeing those sick little red bumps on the face or down stairs


*shivers in horror*

 

[Clackamas Coot]

Nothing ventured, nothing gained

 

[Yes4Prop215]

ah the infamous Sour Vagina...

i think sour vagina puss has a better ring to it...
but yes...anything with vagina or pussy is lame. i remember some weed going around called Gods Pussy...what an idiot name..

 

[Clackamas Coot]

Okay - instead of 'vagina' how about this - Pristine Poon-Tang?

 

[Stoner4Life]

actually "Heri" was developed (in canada) as a med-strain but way before US/Cali dispensaries were considered as a source for that bud, it was available through the canadian breeder alone until a US seed breeder took it further yet in quality.

"Green Crack" is a recreational type name/strain & trust me as a former crack head the friggin' buzz is comparable! truth in advertising NOT intended to be a medstrain until it becomes in demand as such.




I sympathize that these names might cause a few straight folk to think the wrong thing but hey that's life.




those names were not intended by the original breeders to get medicinal users juices flowing they were/are just truth in advertising in the names being awesomely accurate descriptors of the product.