Living down under, munching free opium all day long. Life is hard.
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Opium-eating wallabies get high, make crop circles
Opium-eating wallabies get high, make crop circles
Opium-eating wallabies get high, make crop circles
SYDNEY (AFP) — Wallabies are getting "as high as a kite" on opium in Australian poppy fields and flattening crops as they hop round in circles, according to a report.
The marsupials, which look like small kangaroos, have been getting into medical opium crops in the southern island state of Tasmania and chewing on the plant's intoxicating heads, state officials said.
"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," state attorney-general Lara Giddings told a parliamentary estimates hearing.
"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high," local media reported Ms Giddings as saying.
Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally-grown opium for the pharmaceutical market, with about 500 farms supplying approximately 50 percent of the raw material for morphine and other opiate drugs.
Livestock and other animals, such as deer and sheep, which eat the plants had also been seen acting "weird," industry spokesman Rick Rockliff said.
"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," he said.
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Opium-eating wallabies get high, make crop circles
Opium-eating wallabies get high, make crop circles
SYDNEY (AFP) — Wallabies are getting "as high as a kite" on opium in Australian poppy fields and flattening crops as they hop round in circles, according to a report.
The marsupials, which look like small kangaroos, have been getting into medical opium crops in the southern island state of Tasmania and chewing on the plant's intoxicating heads, state officials said.
"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," state attorney-general Lara Giddings told a parliamentary estimates hearing.
"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high," local media reported Ms Giddings as saying.
Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally-grown opium for the pharmaceutical market, with about 500 farms supplying approximately 50 percent of the raw material for morphine and other opiate drugs.
Livestock and other animals, such as deer and sheep, which eat the plants had also been seen acting "weird," industry spokesman Rick Rockliff said.
"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," he said.
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Good stuff, stoned marsupials.
Good stuff, stoned marsupials.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5ib4cUlSSzD2JJ0A-1XIDfb204Ing
Opium-eating wallabies get high, make crop circles
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SYDNEY (AFP) — Wallabies are getting "as high as a kite" on opium in Australian poppy fields and flattening crops as they hop round in circles, according to a report.
The marsupials, which look like small kangaroos, have been getting into medical opium crops in the southern island state of Tasmania and chewing on the plant's intoxicating heads, state officials said.
"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," state attorney-general Lara Giddings told a parliamentary estimates hearing.
"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high," local media reported Ms Giddings as saying.
Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally-grown opium for the pharmaceutical market, with about 500 farms supplying approximately 50 percent of the raw material for morphine and other opiate drugs.
Livestock and other animals, such as deer and sheep, which eat the plants had also been seen acting "weird," industry spokesman Rick Rockliff said.
"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," he said.
If I walked through a field of opium foraging along the way I'd end up going in circles too.
Good stuff, stoned marsupials.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5ib4cUlSSzD2JJ0A-1XIDfb204Ing
Opium-eating wallabies get high, make crop circles
2 days ago
SYDNEY (AFP) — Wallabies are getting "as high as a kite" on opium in Australian poppy fields and flattening crops as they hop round in circles, according to a report.
The marsupials, which look like small kangaroos, have been getting into medical opium crops in the southern island state of Tasmania and chewing on the plant's intoxicating heads, state officials said.
"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," state attorney-general Lara Giddings told a parliamentary estimates hearing.
"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high," local media reported Ms Giddings as saying.
Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally-grown opium for the pharmaceutical market, with about 500 farms supplying approximately 50 percent of the raw material for morphine and other opiate drugs.
Livestock and other animals, such as deer and sheep, which eat the plants had also been seen acting "weird," industry spokesman Rick Rockliff said.
"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," he said.
If I walked through a field of opium foraging along the way I'd end up going in circles too.
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Kangaroos get high on opium - make crop circles
Kangaroos get high on opium - make crop circles
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31539546/ns/world_news-weird_news/
updated 5:40 a.m. ET, Thurs., June 25, 2009
SYDNEY, Australia - Wallabies snacking in Tasmania's legally grown opium poppy fields are getting "high as a kite" and hopping around in circles, trampling the crops, a state official said.
Tasmania Attorney-General Lara Giddings told a budget hearing Wednesday that she had recently read about the kangaroo-like marsupials' antics in a brief on the state's large poppy industry. Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market.
"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," The Mercury newspaper quoted Giddings as telling the hearing. "Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.
Kangaroos get high on opium - make crop circles
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31539546/ns/world_news-weird_news/
updated 5:40 a.m. ET, Thurs., June 25, 2009
SYDNEY, Australia - Wallabies snacking in Tasmania's legally grown opium poppy fields are getting "high as a kite" and hopping around in circles, trampling the crops, a state official said.
Tasmania Attorney-General Lara Giddings told a budget hearing Wednesday that she had recently read about the kangaroo-like marsupials' antics in a brief on the state's large poppy industry. Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market.
"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," The Mercury newspaper quoted Giddings as telling the hearing. "Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.
thats funny lol... i know of a field of marjuana that get busted cause the deer was eating it and becoming BOLD and wandering around in town and just passing out.... after a couple weeks the cops figured it was cause they were getting into weed and then searched and found the field....
damn animal snitches...
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damn animal snitches...
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Nowhere_Man
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Thats actually just a heroin addict in a kangaroo costume to make it look more legit.
. I'm in oz, and we saw this on a comedy show last night, what a crack up... And what bloody idiots for thinking they were crop circles, they looked nothing like the real crop circles. But It was funny.One summer it was over 43 degrees c. My husband and I were driving along a highway with gum trees along the side. And all of a sudden a baby possum fell from the trees, we turned back around and was stunned to see 28 possums falling from the trees from being dehydrated.
Me, being an animal lover rescued the ones I could at home.
22 survived and were released. It was the same time around the Australian 'Black Saturday' fires this year
.lol @ animal snitches
Ganglere
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I actually don't think it's funny...PTB accidentally posted on my shit. I'm sure it's disruptive to the wallabies functions. Can you imagine what a baby wallaby must think of his junkie mother that won't take care of him because she can't stop jumping in circles? Wierd.
dawghead99
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I wish i was a kangaroo... lol They don't get criminalized for getting high.
WE shoudl all become kangaroos. I love them.
WE shoudl all become kangaroos. I love them.
