I am being invaded by Zombie Cats.

[Nicoli]

Well the other day I noticed a stray cat sleeping on my chair in my backyard.. no big deal.

WELLLLLLLL TODAY!!!! I go outside and theres about 10 fuckin cats laying allover!!!! Meowing at me, they are all skin and bones starving as hell. What is this a traveling herd of cats?

My god.. I dont know if I should call animal control or just wait it out, or adopt them or what.. theres atleast 9 or 10 of them all adults and they cuddle up like some huge cat orgy. Needless to say this shit is strange.. I might snap a few photos to show you what I mean about this infestation.

What should I do?

 

[Japanfreakier]

lol, get rid of them. I saw what stray cats did to some poor guy's car once.

 

[TrichyTrichy]

Well the other day I noticed a stray cat sleeping on my chair in my backyard.. no big deal.

WELLLLLLLL TODAY!!!! I go outside and theres about 10 fuckin cats laying allover!!!! Meowing at me, they are all skin and bones starving as hell. What is this a traveling herd of cats?

My god.. I dont know if I should call animal control or just wait it out, or adopt them or what.. theres atleast 9 or 10 of them all adults and they cuddle up like some huge cat orgy. Needless to say this shit is strange.. I might snap a few photos to show you what I mean about this infestation.

What should I do?

awe ) take care of the kitties.

 

[tonto]

10 cats you say, form the worlds first cat sled team

 

[Nicoli]

It sucks because they are all like starving and shit, if I look at my back door, there are atleast 5 of them sitting at the door, meowing, wanting inside, or food.

God damn man.. I feel like someone sabatoged me and just dumped off a box of cats at my house.

 

[tonto]

oh actually better idea
Crush up a load of sleeping tablets mix it in with some cat food, then later collect all your now sleeping/ drugged cats, place them in you arch nemeses car with some food and water and hope theres a cat scat fest before s/he opens the car.

or just throw them in through an open window of their house one night if the cars locked.

either way i vote scat cat fest

 

[Nicoli]

tonto that reminds me of a story where someone attacked my car with beer bottles and i found out who it was and we smashed their car windows out and put a dead squirrel in it.

true story. karmas a bitch.

 

[MarquisBlack]

I would sprinkle cat food in the back yard of anyone in your neighborhood that you don't care for.

 

[Nicoli]

Well thats the problem. i have no neighbors nearby.. these things just adopted my backyard.

 

[Phedrosbenny]

I dont remember the name of it,but there is a plant that you can get at e-bay that will make dogs,cats,and other critters stay away.I know it sounds crazy but thats what it says.

 

[Cookie monster]

Go to Ikea

 

[TrichyTrichy]

^^^

 

[mriko]

Go to Ikea

woah... excellent, I love it !

Irie !

 

[MarquisBlack]

Damn I need to go to Ikea. I got cats coming out of every orifice.

 

[TrichyTrichy]

They could be Laser cats, Nic.

 

[Nicoli]

Go to Ikea

Wholllllllllllllllllly Fawk that looks my backyard.

 

[MagdaAndBernie]

M had a cat growing up, I prefer dogs. Don't feed them, they will leave.

Feed one - it tells all the others. Like homeless people, once they get a handout, they stay till they die.

 

[mule420]

My ex wife is turning into that crazy cat lady. She just finds them and drags em home... I think you should read that steven king story about right now. Remember cats are carnivores better lock and load...

 

[evrchaning]

Haa haa go to Ika. I ended up with a dog like that. Just showed up and we live in the middle of noowhere! We tried to no avail to get rid of it, pycho ass dog. Turns out I ended up falling in love with the skitozed and its the best dog I have. It bites anyone that comes up here, which is like two people (my mom being one of them). I live in the absolute middle of nowhere.

 

[TrichyTrichy]

How's it going Nic? )