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[unclefishstick]

how on earth do you go about rendering a lobster unconscious? smack him behind the ear with a blackjack? (do they HAVE ears? ) OD him with blue valiums? soak him in Jack Daniels? inquiring minds want to know...

first you need to chat them up a bit,and once you've exchanged friendly banter you buy it a drink and while it's not looking slip a roofie into the sardini you just bought it.(sardini is a martini with a sardine in it)

 

[Fuel]

The usual practice is just to plant a knife like this video :


Someone told me also one time that i was a monster to eat oysters ... it never end actually.

 

[Capt.Ahab]

If you dont mind stepping on a cockroach then don't worry about cooking a lobster.

 

[GenghisKush]

If you dont mind stepping on a cockroach then don't worry about cooking a lobster.

Conversely if you don't mind eating a lobster, you probably won't mind eating a cockroach.

 

[armedoldhippy]

i draw a very bright line at insects in my diet. although, i AM intrigued by the tales told of eating baked crickets with garlic salt sprinkled on them. many folks strip nightcrawlers & boil them as a spaghetti substitute (protein instead of starchy carbs) . never met a crustacean that wasn't tasty. have NOT tried barnacles yet however...

 

[tobedetermined]

have NOT tried barnacles yet however...

They are interesting but I can't say I would rush back for more . . .

 

[Jellyfish]

Jack Daniels'd probably do the trick, but do you really want to eat a lobster that's been soaked in Jack Daniels? (Somebody out there is thinking, "Hell yeah I want to eat a lobster that's been soaked in Jack Daniels!")

 

[Jellyfish]

The usual practice is just to plant a knife like this video :


Someone told me also one time that i was a monster to eat oysters ... it never end actually.

Wow, that video took a weird turn. First, he shows the humane way to do it, put it in the fridge and let it go to sleep. Then he goes, 'OR, simply plunge this knife into it's back!' LOL!

 

[pop_rocks]

zimmer is stone cold!
just wait for the video where he cooks a lamb

 

[Jellyfish]

He puts the lamb i the refrigerator for five to ten minutes so it can go to sleep. Or if he's in a hurry, he just slits their throats.

 

[pop_rocks]

i draw a very bright line at insects in my diet. although, i AM intrigued by the tales told of eating baked crickets with garlic salt sprinkled on them. many folks strip nightcrawlers & boil them as a spaghetti substitute (protein instead of starchy carbs) . never met a crustacean that wasn't tasty. have NOT tried barnacles yet however...

its a mexican thing and you can buy a bag of fried crickets
there are things you only try once

 

[Jellyfish]

 

[Jellyfish]

its a mexican thing and you can buy a bag of fried crickets
there are things you only try once

Like boiled peanuts.

 

[pop_rocks]

i love their nuts, but crickets... not so much
its has the ick factor i just can get over, but they are kind of nutty when fried
/ but arent we all, heyooo

 

[Jellyfish]

 

[Jellyfish]

 

[Jellyfish]

 

[Rocky Mtn Squid]

RMS

 

[Hasch]

I would try soaking it in liquor, maybe sake or white wine. Imo that goes better with the lobster flavor than Jacks...

Then the next question would be: drink the liquor after the lobster soak?

 

[armedoldhippy]

Somebody out there is thinking, "Hell yeah I want to eat a lobster that's been soaked in Jack Daniels!

Then the next question would be: drink the liquor after the lobster soak?

did someone holler for me? funny, coulda sworn i heard my name...