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Funny Pictures Are Funny
- Thread starter Jellyfish
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A nice elderly man who is a bit hard of hearing visits a doctor, and is complaining of chest pains.
The doctor tells him what to do and sends him on his way.
A few weeks go by, and the doctor sees the old man walking through the park holding hands with a young, beautiful woman and is just nothing but smiles.
The doctor approaches the old man and says, "Well, you look much better than the last time I saw you."
The old man say, "Well, I took your advice. You told me to get a hot mama and be cheerful!"
The doctor shakes his head and says, "No, I told you, 'You have a heart murmur, be careful!' "
The doctor tells him what to do and sends him on his way.
A few weeks go by, and the doctor sees the old man walking through the park holding hands with a young, beautiful woman and is just nothing but smiles.
The doctor approaches the old man and says, "Well, you look much better than the last time I saw you."
The old man say, "Well, I took your advice. You told me to get a hot mama and be cheerful!"
The doctor shakes his head and says, "No, I told you, 'You have a heart murmur, be careful!' "
Dime
Well-known member
It's how they steal them toolost the "key" for some "theft-proof" wheels on an old car i had. i just kept tightening the nut until the stud snapped. cheap as dirt, easy to fix...some folks like doing it the hard way.
