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- Thread starter Jellyfish
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HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS
(Actual writings from hospital charts)
(Actual writings from hospital charts)
- The patient refused autopsy.
- The patient has no previous history of suicides.
- She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
- On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
- The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
- While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
- I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
- Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Guy walks in to a bar with a duck on his head. Bartenders says 'Can I help you Sir?' Duck says 'Yeah - gimme a gin and tonic and get this guy off my ass, will ya?'
RMS
