favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[willyweed]

better the snake you stroke,than the one you choke !

 

[vintner]

If ya aint got nothin nice to say keep your damn mouth shut!
Is it beer:30 yet?
"Lord preserve us and protect us. We're drinkin Wiskey for breakfast!"

 

[TNTBudSticker]

"Not a Fuck was Given."

"Going in dry,pillow biter."

 

[hayday]

Its Twelve O clock somewhere...

 

[Dank Demon]

Any holes a goal.
if you break it you buy it.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

 

[Midnite Toker]

He's a good example of why some animals eat their young.
If he blew his nose his face would cave in.

 

[stoned-trout]

I say fuck you a lot lol

 

[dddaver]

"She sucks so hard she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose...."

She could suck the chrome off a bumper

 

[dddaver]

He's such a brown nose if his boss farted he'd get a nose bleed.

 

[willyweed]

the bigger they are,the harder they fall !

 

[zamzia]

She's built for comfort, not speed

 

[azad]

just because you can,doesn't mean you should

 

[TheAfficianado]

GO! SPURS GO!

 

[willyweed]

shit bag

 

[Dank Demon]

If it isn't broke don't fix it.
If you give it you've got to be able to take it.
So many strains, so little time.

 

[willyweed]

you can't pour anything into a glass that's already full. credited to :the gnome

 

[Bud Green]

If it isn't broke don't fix it.

Sadly, too many people interpret this as,

"If it isn't broke, fix it until it is."

 

[cflauto]

Fr-high-day

 

[hells winter]

How can you say no to such a cute face? - I can say no very easily, No! ,get out!

 

[willyweed]

cut off your nose to spite your face