favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[hayday]

Fuckin Aye

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[klondike_kid]

cpl. of my favs that i use alot:

"get the fuck off my property"

"mind your own business"...i'm not much of a ppl person and hate when ppl randomly try to talk to me, so that gets used ALOT

 

[armedoldhippy]

a buddy has a T-shirt that says "fuck you, I already have a friend".

 

[willyweed]

the good die young !

 

[BB420]

sweating like a jobseeker at a job interview !

 

[Harry Gypsna]

S/He, has got more faces than Big fucking Ben.

Also, "As high as a Giraffe's balls/bumhole".


Oh, and a classic from Roland Rat when I was little,
"She's got a face like the back end of a Tram smash!".

 

[noyd666]

like shit of a shovel.

 

[armedoldhippy]

nervous as a klansman in a courthouse...

 

[KeepinOnKeepin]

It's hotter then two farrets fucking in a wool sock.

I'll turn your brown eye blue.

 

[noyd666]

give the ferret a run.

 

[tropicannayeah]

Here's another Aussie saying "Getitintoya"

Often said while handing some one a beer or a plate of food.

(translation : get it into you, Now say that as one word without moving your lip and you'll be speaking 'Strayin in no time at all)

 

[quokka]

The only hand to beat a royal flush is the hand of Chuck Norris.

 

[noyd666]

he's chockablocka= fully there.

 

[quokka]

I'm not a crier, I don't cry, I work out. I have a job, I have hobbies...

- David Starsky

 

[BB420]

Throwing a hotdog down a hallway - family guy

 

[hayday]

you gotta give to get...

 

[Harry Gypsna]

As much use as tits on a Bull.

As much use as an arsehole on my elbow.

If it's got tits or wheels, it's going to be trouble.

 

[Hank Hemp]

I heard it tits on a boar.

 

[BB420]

I like this one as well so many good ones ! Closing the stable door after the horse has bolted !

 

[Capt.Ahab]

" Hornier than a three peckered billy goat."