Oh I think Mark Twain's aphorisms are the best.
My favorite of his....
My favorite of his....
There's none so blind as those who will not see.
fulltimehuman
Active member
''A man will renounce any pleasures you like but he will not give up his suffering.''-Gurdjieff
"What's this day of rest shit, what's this bullshit, I don't fucking care. It don't matter to Jesus. But you not fooling me man, you might fool the FUCKS in the league office but you don't fool the Jesus, this bush league psycho stuff. I woulda fucked you in the ass Saturday,, I'm gonna fuck you on Wednesday instead, Whooo. You got a date Wednesday baby"
"Are you ready to be fucked man, I see you rolled your way into the semi's, Liam and Me we're going to Fuck you up.. Let me tell you something Pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it go's CLICK!"
"Are you ready to be fucked man, I see you rolled your way into the semi's, Liam and Me we're going to Fuck you up.. Let me tell you something Pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it go's CLICK!"
Donald Sutherland in Kelly's Heroes--
"Hi Man"
"What you doin'?"
"I'm drinking wine, eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3lJIwaZ6f8
"Hi Man"
"What you doin'?"
"I'm drinking wine, eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3lJIwaZ6f8
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willyweed
The pen is mightier that the sword,but cannot out run bullets ! (je suis charlie)
OttawaGreen
Member
Haha love this one. I saw a pick of my uncles car in the 60's with this on bumper sticker
OttawaGreen
Member
Think of how stupid the average person is and imagine half of them are stupider than that - George Carlin
"Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either.
Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's."
-Mary Schmich, Chicago tribune
Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either.
Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's."
-Mary Schmich, Chicago tribune
It's better to be pissed off, than pissed on.
"the odds are good that you will never meet anyone that gives less of a shit about what you think than I do..."
"look around, son. do you see anyone that looks like they give a fuck?"
I use both of these...probably more often than I should.
"look around, son. do you see anyone that looks like they give a fuck?"
I use both of these...probably more often than I should.
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noyd666
unless you like golden showers.
