Famous Quotes and not so Famous Quotes

[Snagglepuss]

"Green for the money,gold for the honey"

"if you can't fill out the rubber, leave the magnums on the shelf"

 

[Fingaz2]

Chinese saying.
"If you lend someone some money, and you never see them again,.........
It is money well spent"

 

[NOKUY]

"alot of truth is said in jest" -em

 

[CMoon]

you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead. ...
stan laurel

 

[cellardweller]

some favorites..

some favorites..

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

[forehead]

The gods only laugh when men pray for money.

Japanese proverb

 

[madrecinco]

From the movie Steel Magnolia

"Smile, it enhances your face value."

 

[ureapwhatusow]

dont bother standing on the seat, {insert town name here} crabs can jump 10 feet

 

[mpd]

I posted this in another thread and saw this one, so...

"Gettin' old ain't for pussies..."

 

[I N Hail]

If at first you don;t succeed,,,Then skydiving is out of the question!!!!



INH

 

[Tarantula-1]

Here's an Anatole France Stoner missed:
If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Otherwise:

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.


You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.


My wife and I were deliriously happy for 20 years. Then we met.


Peter Marshall: Nathan Hale, one of the heroes of the American Revolution, was hung. Why?
Paul Lynde: Heredity.


Well other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how'd you like the play?

 

[Stoner4Life]

BUMP

 

[eglider]

"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes." - Walden

Because weddings ya gotta buy a gift, and funerals ya gotta buy flowers. Always leave a joint in your suit pocket so it will be there to make the next event enjoyable. Disregard if going to court.

 

[shadow]

“When I lived with money, I was always lacking. Money represents lack. Money represents things in the past (debt) and things in the future (credit), but money never represents what is present.”

– Daniel Suelo

 

[geopolitical]

The best part of traveling is meeting new people and seeing new places.
-G. Khan.

 

[Kizzattack]

"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you"

Kurt Cobain

 

[steppinRazor]

"If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you."

 

[StoneByName]

"they say procrastination is alot like masturbation... in the end your just fuckin' yourself." I remember this quote every time I've got a deadline

 

[rafe]

my father said this about people and things

my father said this about people and things

Try to visualize this if you can......... "that uglier than a bouquet of assholes!!

 

[CANNACO-OP]

You can't turn chicken shit into chicken salad, boy!