dudes wife has a big mouth

[chuckyoufarley]

i work for a moving co and 1 of out sales people went to a residence yesterday to give them a estimate .the sales person is doing a walk through and filling out a cube sheet so they know what is involved and the client says dont go down in the basement ,now instead of just saying there is nothing down there thats being moved the guys wife says we have a big grow light and a table down there ,if looks could kill she would have dropped right where she stood ,then she says oh you know for starting plants i imean vegtables i mean and the dude says just shut the fuck up asshole to his wife right in front of the sales person and then a big fight broke out between them .the sales person left without even finishing the estimate hahahaha .ive smoked with the sales person and they are cool.but it was crazy she said

 

[Noobian]

Typical

 

[SirTOKESalot]

Thats super funny!!! Its the dudes fault tho.

I have had the;

-If the cops come to the door
-If anyones in the house
-What to say if someone wants to go downstairs
-This is what happens if theres a fire.

Conversations with my girl, she would be cooler in this stitch then my self I would think.
lol I would have loved to see the dudes face. What do you even say hah

 

[Hoover_lungz]

He should put a zip on her mouth and open it for blowjobs only

 

[In~Plain~Site]

 

[stickey fingers]

time to end the realationship...or quit growing!!!

 

[Alcan]

Sounds to me like she is not a pot smoker. Maybe the guy is, and she did that to kind of fuck with him. She may not be happy about moving out and did that to get some revenge on her man. ....If she was a pot smoker she would have been more paranoid about the whole thing. I wonder if she was on speed or something. Thats the crazy stupid way tweekers act sometimes .

 

[SirTOKESalot]

If she was a pot smoker she would have been more paranoid about the whole thing. I wonder if she was on speed or something. Thats the crazy stupid way tweekers act sometimes .

tweekers with extra money to spend on movers?? ignorant maybe

 

[the_lonely_one]

No more scapegoating. This is a common case of Stupid, and unfortunately there is no cure. There are various ways to mask the condition, but in the end it will always show up.

 

[dank.frank]

I've learned a lot in my years as a botanist, but a lesson I seem to forget is who/what people really are all about. And that they just don't think. I'll NEVER tell another human being I grow again. If a significant other enters my life again, I WILL NOT GIVE HER THE CHOICE TO MAKE A DECISION. What she doesn't know will not hurt her...but what she does know, could very well hurt me. Never again. I opened myself up to unnecessary risks in the past... never going to make that mistake again. Rule #1 is key.


dank.Frank

 

[Captain Ginyu]

Big mouths & stupidity go hand in hand. Yes, those are definitely the types of people to avoid.

 

[Puffaluffagus]

"dudes wife has a big mouth "

Show me one that doesn't.

Mouth size increases ten fold the day you put a ring on the finger.

 

[big_daddy]

He should put a zip on her mouth and open it for blowjobs only

That's some funny shit there.....no offense to our lady growers of course. yeah...."loose lips sink ships"
b_d

 

[litebuzz]

Puffaluffadouche...what are you, like 12? what a dumbass comment....

 

[dagnabit]

"dudes wife has a big mouth "

Show me one that doesn't.

Mouth size increases ten fold the day you put a ring on the finger.

the only words outa mines mouth when we got popped many years ago were our lawyers name

 

[guest8905]

funny story, made me laugh

 

[avant gardener]

stupid transcends every descriptor i can imagine.
black, white, boy, girl, animal, vegetable, mineral...
balls never made anyone i know any smarter.
maybe just a little bit easier to understand.

Thats super funny!!! Its the dudes fault tho.

I have had the;

-If the cops come to the door
-If anyones in the house
-What to say if someone wants to go downstairs
-This is what happens if theres a fire.

Conversations with my girl, she would be cooler in this stitch then my self I would think.
lol I would have loved to see the dudes face. What do you even say hah

good policy.
i'm curious though- what's your fire contingency plan?

 

[MensaBarbie]

Thats super funny!!! Its the dudes fault tho.

I have had the;

-If the cops come to the door
-If anyones in the house
-What to say if someone wants to go downstairs
-This is what happens if theres a fire.

Conversations with my girl, she would be cooler in this stitch then my self I would think.
lol I would have loved to see the dudes face. What do you even say hah

What do you say when ppl want to go downstairs? Ive said lots of dumb reasons. Best one is my roommates are in their rooms. Nobody wants to walk into someone else bedroom while they are there. Right? Image of dirty of man in boxers & whatnot. Seems to work.

 

[Plush1]

Whatever he said, he said almost 4 years ago

I put the German Shepherds in the basement and tell people whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR!
If they like dogs I tell them that the basement is under renovations (true at the moment).

Moving to the garage hopefully by spring though.

 

[Skeeterass]

It's good he's moving, and he should worry about what she may have said in the past.