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I think it worked............knock on wood
I think it worked............knock on wood
>>>>http://www.ezklean.com/urine-synthetic.htm<<<<<
Alright fellas I used the synthetic piss (see above) and I think it worked. I really didnt trust my own urine considering how much I medicate. This is how it went down I threw the bottle in microwave to heat it up then threw the heat pad on, and wore long ass socks and tucked it in there. 20 minutes later I arrive at my destination. I check in and they call me back. I get back there and some big black chick says empty your pockets fool just like MR. T. At this point im shaking cause Im a pussy. So she tells me grab the cup go in the bathroom to give a sample she reminds me dont flush + dont wash your hands. So I get in there luckly she is not watching, and I begin to squirt potion in the cup all while making loud squirt bottle noises, I wait a min or so and exit she is right there almost as if her ear was on the door. So I give her the cup and she looks at the temp guage funny its not reading so she dumps it in a new cup and there it goes its reading she says there we go. She packs it all up sets next to all the other samples asks me to sign the form I was super shaky and jittery then she tells me good luck with the job and have a good day. Thank the budgod its all over now its just a waiting game. And after its all over I head to the smoke shop to exchage the $35 dollar unopened detox drink for nice little glass piece so I could enjoy the rest of my day, the smoke shop says tuff luck we dont do exchanges, return, refunds what the fuck oh well so Im just waiting smoking on the nirvana big bud hopefully everything goes well Ill update what happens thanks for responses/input it helped me feel more confident about this mumbo jumbo peace ~lvcloset
FOR THE PEOPLE IN CALI = I wonder if I was in cali and had doctors rec/med card. I could just tell the employer that I will test positive for thc but its my medication and I have all the proper paperwork. Does the company still have to hire me cause it would be discrimation if they don't?? I basically have the job it just depends on the outcome of the drug screen.
I think it worked............knock on wood
>>>>http://www.ezklean.com/urine-synthetic.htm<<<<<
Alright fellas I used the synthetic piss (see above) and I think it worked. I really didnt trust my own urine considering how much I medicate. This is how it went down I threw the bottle in microwave to heat it up then threw the heat pad on, and wore long ass socks and tucked it in there. 20 minutes later I arrive at my destination. I check in and they call me back. I get back there and some big black chick says empty your pockets fool just like MR. T. At this point im shaking cause Im a pussy. So she tells me grab the cup go in the bathroom to give a sample she reminds me dont flush + dont wash your hands. So I get in there luckly she is not watching, and I begin to squirt potion in the cup all while making loud squirt bottle noises, I wait a min or so and exit she is right there almost as if her ear was on the door. So I give her the cup and she looks at the temp guage funny its not reading so she dumps it in a new cup and there it goes its reading she says there we go. She packs it all up sets next to all the other samples asks me to sign the form I was super shaky and jittery then she tells me good luck with the job and have a good day. Thank the budgod its all over now its just a waiting game. And after its all over I head to the smoke shop to exchage the $35 dollar unopened detox drink for nice little glass piece so I could enjoy the rest of my day, the smoke shop says tuff luck we dont do exchanges, return, refunds what the fuck oh well so Im just waiting smoking on the nirvana big bud hopefully everything goes well Ill update what happens thanks for responses/input it helped me feel more confident about this mumbo jumbo peace ~lvcloset
FOR THE PEOPLE IN CALI = I wonder if I was in cali and had doctors rec/med card. I could just tell the employer that I will test positive for thc but its my medication and I have all the proper paperwork. Does the company still have to hire me cause it would be discrimation if they don't?? I basically have the job it just depends on the outcome of the drug screen.