Don't Slap A Girls' Ass Without Checking!!!

[krunchbubble]

i know, odd title....

was just at a xmas party and i seen this chick ive known for a while, messed around years ago....

she didn't know i was there and i see her in the other room...

so, i come up from behind to give her a very swift backhand slap to the ass to say HELLO!

i slap that fucker so hard!! but shit!! im on the ground in serious fucking pain!!!! what happened?

she had her Samsung Galaxy in her back pocket!! smashed the screen to oblivion and fucked up my middle three fingers.....

oh the pain!!! wont be doing that again!

 

[Iron_Lion]

that's a costly sexual assault.

 

[krunchbubble]

fucking eh!!

she canceled her insurance two months ago.....

trying to find someone on Craigslist or a store that can repair it or i have to pay her a couple hundred, i done fucked up!

 

[Red Fang]

I was going to say, around here you slap or pinch and you get jail or a lawsuit. Not like the good old days, damn bitches have no sense of humor now a days everything is a damn issue with them!

 

[bobcat1963]

ebays got em fairly cheap

 

[Bueno Time]

Crazy story man that sucks! Maybe you can get to toss that ass again though when you fix or replace the phone for her... LOL

 

[Hammerhead]

dude that was risky.. I dont think her BF would appreciate his girls ex slapping her on the ass to say hello if she has one..

 

[Max Yields]

Funny story. LOL... Similar thing happened to me before. Except I accidentally broke this chicks gold chain while I was squeezing, sucking, & playing with her titties. She was like WTF??!! A real mood killer I tell ya. But I told her I'd fix it, yada, yada & we continued as if nothing had happened.
All went well & I still hit it. But man that blunder almost cost me some money & some hot action with this girl who I had eagerly been wanting to fuck. I did repair the chain I broke later on, so she was happy. She never kept the chain on while we got busy anymore. I told her just some heels worked fine for me.

 

[Frozenguy]

Hell YA!! Now THAT's a party!!!

 

[huligun]

The lesson here... Do not slap an ass unless it is in skin tight pants with no pockets. The kind of skin tight that you see the camel toe from behind.

 

[powerrobbie]

^ I do not believe in god....BUT those pants made me believe in a higher power. I LOVE those fucking TNA skin tight tightsss ohhh man. P.S that storys fuckin hilarious krunck

 

[Captain Ginyu]

For a millisecond I thought you were gonna say she decked you with a haymaker.

 

[slackx]

 

[187020]

Don't Slap A Girls' Ass Without Checking!!!

slap her vagina

 

[PoopyTeaBags]

Theres no such thing as free ass slaps krunch you should know this.

 

[kmk420kali]

I just got a Samsung Galaxy...please leave my ass alone!! Lol!!

 

[mrcreosote]

Could've been much worse...

You could've slapped that ass with Mr. Jimmy.

 

[Bobby Stainless]

 

[longearedfriend]

fucking eh!!

she canceled her insurance two months ago.....

trying to find someone on Craigslist or a store that can repair it or i have to pay her a couple hundred, i done fucked up!

what's a couple hundred for you krunch

that must have been one strong ass slap (no pun intended)

when you said you we're on the ground, I thought that her boyfriend knocked you out right when he saw you do it

 

[Stoner4Life]

much safer to crack her one right in the face krunch, even jokingly go after a chicks butt or tits today & you'll be tomorrows registered sex offender.

btw, good luck on replacing her galaxy