does your cat really love you, or...?

[armedoldhippy]

my new feral cat pet has recently warmed up to me, acting so loving, rubbing her face on me etc. i thought "how cool! she is scent-marking me with the glands on her face to show ownership!" but then...i caught her scent-marking THESE! my self-perceived status dropped immensely... if my dog had ever smelled these, i'm pretty sure she would have bitten me...

 

['Boogieman']

Cats, they will plot to eat you every day,

 

[St. Phatty]

Teach them to eat Pasta, including cheese.

That will chill them out.

Unfortunately it hasn't worked on the semi-Feral cat I feed every day.

He's the indoor cat's brother. They're both very smart, learned to steal food from traps at age 4 weeks.

Maybe if I gave the Feral Cat ecstasy ?

Though I would prefer to find something Cannabis related.

 

[Teddybrae]

I heard once that the difference between a cat and a dog is that if their owner died the dog would sit beside the owner until it starved to death whereas a cat would eat its owner.

 

[White Beard]

She wants to sex your shoes

 

[GOT_BUD?]

I heard once that the difference between a cat and a dog is that if their owner died the dog would sit beside the owner until it starved to death whereas a cat would eat its owner.

Don't kid yourself. Dogs will eat the owners too.

The real difference between cats and dogs are - dogs look at their humans like they are gods. Where as cats will wake their humans up at 3 am and demand a sacrifice.

 

[St. Phatty]

Don't kid yourself. Dogs will eat the owners too.

The real difference between cats and dogs are - dogs look at their humans like they are gods. Where as cats will wake their humans up at 3 am and demand a sacrifice.

Rats will eat the owner. And they don't wait for death.

Had some great pot a few years ago and laid down. Also had some pet rats & sold rats to reptile owners.

The rats started chewing the callouses on the bottom of my feet while I was crashed. Laid in some nice canals.

 

[BOMBAYCAT]

Ha cats are attracted to strong smells, even new shoes will do it. My cat checks out my shoes when I take them off for the day. I guess it is time to get some new ones. At least cats don't chew up the shoes like many dog owners have said.

 

[St. Phatty]

Ha cats are attracted to strong smells, even new shoes will do it. My cat checks out my shoes when I take them off for the day. I guess it is time to get some new ones. At least cats don't chew up the shoes like many dog owners have said.

I want to get my house "show-ready" which among other things means figuring out if or where the non-neutered male cat might be pissing.

Though I have a feeling that he does less of that indoors when he's always free to go outdoors, via the secret ventilation duct.

Someday a skunk might figure out that duct. Hope it's friendly.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Cats are a higher species than humans - we don't usually live off cats - unless you have a restaurant - or sell cats - they generally live off us - and make themselves attractive to us - to keep the cat bowl full -

lol

 

[sdd420]

Cats are a higher species than humans - we don't usually live off cats - unless you have a restaurant - or sell cats - they generally live off us - and make themselves attractive to us - to keep the cat bowl full -

lol

Exactly they are just using us sneaky bastards haha

 

[armedoldhippy]

Exactly they are just using us sneaky bastards haha

the ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as gods. some folks still do apparently...they ARE pretty cool critters...