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I love bro science. It helps me identify with the common church going, doctor visiting American. It's a nice fantasy to believe an expert on unknowns is filling us in for our best interest.
So back when I was young and stupid, I noticed one day my bones were feeling kinda airy after smoking a joint. Turns out it's not just me: Cannabis users on average have 5% lower bone density than non users. I immediately knew this was because of elevated phosphorus in the blood, because science is very straightforward like that.
So I got my blood tested.. Not really. But I read online that ALL Cannabis users actually have LOW phosphorus in the blood. Well that doesn't make sense. How am I supposed to blame bone density on unflushed cannabis if everyone actually has low levels of phos in the blood after smoking?
We'll I'm determined by now to blame someone for something, I'm American after all. If I can't blame bone loss on unflushed weed,then can we at least figure out what shady grow practice is causing this drop in serum phos across the board for cannabis smokers?
Baking soda. Sodium bicarbonate.
Respiratory alkalosis is caused by smoking baking soda. The high ph in the blood is causing minerals to redistribute in the body. And get this: every single reported case of CHS comes with respiratory alkalosis. Therefore: baking soda causes CHS.
I'm probably going to get a job now, running a cannabis lab for the state of California. They'll probably mandate a state villicus position to oversee all legal operations. My qualifications are as legit as they come in this industry. My bro science is on top game.
So back when I was young and stupid, I noticed one day my bones were feeling kinda airy after smoking a joint. Turns out it's not just me: Cannabis users on average have 5% lower bone density than non users. I immediately knew this was because of elevated phosphorus in the blood, because science is very straightforward like that.
So I got my blood tested.. Not really. But I read online that ALL Cannabis users actually have LOW phosphorus in the blood. Well that doesn't make sense. How am I supposed to blame bone density on unflushed cannabis if everyone actually has low levels of phos in the blood after smoking?
We'll I'm determined by now to blame someone for something, I'm American after all. If I can't blame bone loss on unflushed weed,then can we at least figure out what shady grow practice is causing this drop in serum phos across the board for cannabis smokers?
Baking soda. Sodium bicarbonate.
Respiratory alkalosis is caused by smoking baking soda. The high ph in the blood is causing minerals to redistribute in the body. And get this: every single reported case of CHS comes with respiratory alkalosis. Therefore: baking soda causes CHS.
I'm probably going to get a job now, running a cannabis lab for the state of California. They'll probably mandate a state villicus position to oversee all legal operations. My qualifications are as legit as they come in this industry. My bro science is on top game.