Have you checked for a GPS.....lol
Be a savage.
Go get it and hoop it back.
Personally I feel you should of used the old prison pocket and just traveled there and hand delivered it safest way to do it. Been doin that way myself since 64. I mean is it really your growmie if you don’t stick a clone up your ass and hand deliver it. Lmao I’m playing but I’m glad it made it��.
18 month importation charge used to be the norm for getting caught importing clones...justa heads up....im guessing things have changed a bit in 20yrs lol
it took mark emery hundreds of thousands of seeds to get extradited,and that was 10 years ago,15?the clone came from a legal state to canada which is legal.i need to know the motive for either canadian police,border officials or us cops of some sort to bust me for 2 clones.in this day and age no government would waste money to bust a guy for 2 clones,its ludicrous to believe such a thing,like peter pan,easter bunny silly!!!
Check the RCMP recruiting convention calendar and forex charts. Then try to synergise a visit to Detroit for some vintage “American Muscle” at a favorable rate. Fuck parity, though—it’s not happening again. 1.29 loonies per Yankee Doodle gets you into Michigan for your golden scion/Trans-Am caper.
You need to sell this, so shave not only your balding scalp, but everything down below. The night before, at latest. You need to exude the fresh anus vibe. Lawmen can tell—they are dogs who crave spending the entirety of their lives in others’ anuses. For you, it’s about metaphysically demonstrating control and personal possession that slightly surpasses viscious insecurity. For them, it’s also about tragic homoeroticism. You can hint about when you’ll be back down soon to shop for mags and a skull shift knob, and ask if your daddy keeps the same shift consistently.
Eyebrows can be up to only a few mm long, but if you allow any head stubble, the sideburns must be straight across and an inch higher than the top of the earlobe. Mustaches can work, if you own it, but don’t be too much of a tease unless you really do want to come back down for boys night out.
Satisfying the above protocol, you can easily put a whole fucking tray raw-dawg under your seat. Musk it up, player.
And...
BRING BACK THE BEASTERS!!!